First of all we have to find out what being tough really means. Well, you can consider yourself a tough guy when you are able to trade in a severe alcohol problem for extremist religious behavior (´With the help of God which is probably me I got out of it´ sort of thing. - If there is a God he has most certainly more important things to do then tell stupid people how much booze they can consume in one night. Such as finally finishing the Beta testing version of earth.). Fighting terrorism by sending 18 year olds to the middle east is another way of stating just how tough you are. They kick a** in your name, hence it is almost like you kick a** yourself - your big toe might feel a little different though. Unfortunately not every male human being is in the position to command 18 year olds around the planet, so the rest has to find other ways of showing their toughness. The best way is: Take a pretty woman and put her gently on the kitchen table to produce many many potentially tough 18 year olds and some of that toughness will be remembered in your name - think about the increase of your potential toughness if you repeat the procedure with one, two , three, ... other pretty women! The bad thing with this method is that not all the guys have the looks to even attract one pretty woman.
What can ugly guys do to increase their toughness? I got bad news for you. Since you are probably not on the Forbes list of billionaires either your only hope is that you somehow manage to kick other guys a**es all by yourself. Yep, you are the one who´s toe is going to see male places where the sun doesn´t shine. That´s where the gays´ unfair method of being tough comes in. Gays are somehow able to find other Gays who are ready to have their a**es kicked without any resistance. Not only can they unfairly claim that they are tough, they also seem to kick each others´ a**es with all kinds of body parts and have fun with it. - If we all know one thing it is this: It´s unfair to have fun while being tough.
