Former US terror chief pisses himself
After yesterday's shock revelations that Colin Powell's mother claims he is a shit-ass, it comes as no surprise that former White House security expert Richard Clarke claims he is a piss-pants.
Read full storyBritney Spears Married Again: "I'm a Slave 4U, Christina"
Las Vegas, Nevada- In an attempt to recover from stagnant record sales, Britney Spears once again got drunk and married in Las Vegas. This time her victim, er spouse, is none other than dueling pop diva Christina Aguilera.
Read full storyBush "troubled" by activist Founding Fathers
WASHINGTON -- President Bush said Wednesday he was "troubled" by assertions of so-called "Constitutional" rights and the right to "pursue happiness", referring to legal decisions in Massachusetts and the Ninth Circuit an...
Read full storyAmerican Idol's Randy Jackson Writes New Book
Randy Jackson has written a new book. "Well, dawg, it's more like a Randy to English dictionary for those peeps that aren't diggin' on my lingo, peace." He announced to a group at a book-signing somewhere.
Read full storyUri Geller Awarded
Spoon Bender extraordinaire Uri Geller has been awarded the "Biggest Bender of the Year" by a popular homosexual oriented magazine this month. We are told that is was long known friend of Geller, Michael Jackson, who put his name up for the award.
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