Howard Dean To Star As Hellboy
After dropping out of the race for president last month, former Vermont governor Howard Dean is once again in the news-this time campaigning for his new film, Hellboy.
Read full storyOsama Bin Laden to Endorse George W. Bush in 2004 Election
In a shocking new videotape obtained by Al Jazeera television, Osama Bin Laden announced that he would be endorsing George W. Bush for the 2004 elections, and would be doing all he could to get Bush re-elected. Bin Laden announced his plans to perso...
Read full storyOops! Britney Gets Married Again...to William Hung!
Britney Spears has decided that her first wedding wasn't shocking enough so she got married in a quickie Vegas ceremony again.
Read full storyKerry Selects Pee Wee Herman as Running Mate!
Los Angeles, CA. - John Kerry has announced his running mate for the 2004 election - Pee Wee Herman.
Read full storyUgly Man Wins Award
THE UGLIEST MAN in Britian was acknowledged this week at the Royal Ugliness Association HQ, just outside Garpbury, Esswex.
Read full storyGM Food© Manufacturers Talk Business!
In a shock announcement today, GM food manufacturers said that they had successfully applied to copyright the word "food". "Food©", as it will now be known, will continue to be available, for now, but the spokesman said that no undertakings about th...
Read full storyAshcroft to Auction Gall Stone on ePay!
Washington, D.C. - John Ashcroft, the religious and "crooning" U.S. Attorney General has surprised friends and family today with the announcement that he will auction his gall stone on ePay.
Read full storyBush Confuses Durex With Semtex
Western security forces were put on a high state of alert following a terrorist atrocity at the world's largest condom factory.
Read full storyWhere Have All the Cartoon Hotties Gone?
Remember when Judy Jetson was hot? My brother used to salivate over her. He could have been teething, though. We were young. I, personally, had a thing for He-man. He was master of my universe for about a week in 1983.
Read full storyUgly Bush is Clinton's Fault
According to a statement realesed by Press Secretary Scott McClellan today, GW's lack of popularity with the ladies is due to a sex appeal recession - that the administration inherited from the Clinton era.
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