Dead Reagan would beat '04 candidates, poll says
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, the South still couldn't have won the Civil War.
Read full storyReagan would beat top two candidates, poll says
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, Bob Hope would still be dead.
Read full storyDean would beat Bush, poll says
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, there would still be no reason for the Dave Clark 5 to reunite.
Read full storyKerry just passes Bush, poll says
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, then yesterday would have been the day before election day.
Read full storyBush to edge Kerry, poll says
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, tomorrow would still be the day after election day.
Read full storyBlair would beat Bush and Kerry, poll says
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, the weather would be better than in November.
Read full storyNader topples top two, poll says
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, the general public would be confused and start to shop for Christmas.
Read full storyElection is a dead heat, poll says
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, small children would still not be able to cast votes.
Read full storyKerry in a landslide, poll says
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, people would believe it was election day.
Read full storyBush in a landslide, poll says
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, no voting machines would be ready at the polling places.
Read full storyU.S. Handover of Power in Iraq Assures Freedom and Security for Paul Bremer
"So long Suckers," says giddy former Administrator...
Read full storyOdd Looking Space probe set for Saturn orbit
An Odd looking space probe is all set to begin its four-year mission to Saturn - to study the ringed planet and the many moons that move under its influence and to determine if there are any decent beaches.
Read full storyIt's Official: Brown To Challenge Blair For Party Leadership.
Gordon Brown and his supporters today stunned Parliament by launching an official bid for the leadership of the Labour Party against Tony Blair. Under Party rules, 20% of all Labour MPs must support a leadership challenge. However, the usually prud...
Read full storyNation loses the other Ronald
The US was today bidding farewell to Ronald McDonald on a national day of mourning of a scale not seen for generations.
Read full storyQueen bans official opening of Diana Memorial Fountain
(Buckingham Palace, Tuesday 29 June) There will be no royal opening of the Diana Memorial Fountian in Hyde Park next week.
Read full storyFCC URGED TO FINE VICE-PRESIDENT CHENEY FOR DECENCY VIOLATION
Washington (June 29) - Under intense public pressure including a personal appeal from shock jock Howard Stern, the Federal Communications Commission is considering fining Vice-President Dick Cheney $275,000 for using the f-word in a conversation with...
Read full storyRice and Webber back together for 'Basra's Burning' musical
Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber are to renew their partnership for what is being hailed as ‘the musical to end all musicals’. The pair who gave the world ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ and ‘Evita’ have already penned the score for ‘Basra’s Burning’, a musical based around a humble Iraqi family and how America and Britain freed them from Saddam’s shackles of slavery.
Read full storyBBC outlines it's Radical Plan
The BBC has set out its "radical" vision for how it should operate in the 21st Century as part of its charter review process.
Read full storyBaghdad Rotarians wheel in some normality
As the low-key transfer of sovereignty back to the Iraqi people made the headlines, the real proof that life is slowly returning to normal in the war-torn country was happening less than a mile away from the US compound in Baghdad.
Read full storyAtkins diet proves to be a breeding turn-off
Breaking news that the Atkins diet can affect women's chances of having a baby will come as no surprise to the tens of thousands who have adopted the high protein fad.
Read full storyRegistered terrorist program takes off
Tuesday, June 29, 2004 Posted: 3:34 AM EDT (0734 GMT)...
Read full storyMake A Wish Foundation Disbands at Request of Sick Child
The Make a Wish Foundation was forced to disband this week after a young leukemia patient insisted that the charity organization cease to exist.
Read full storyEuro 2004 abandoned
Euro 2004 has been abandoned on the eve of the semi-finals in Portugal.
Read full storyGovernment Debt collectors go after Overdue Books
As public libraries face declining funding and rising costs for books, a growing number are turning to stronger tactics to track down overdue material. Ignore the traditional overdue notice, and you may hear from a new government debt collection agen...
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