MPs pledge hedges for badgers
LONDON(AP) -- MPs in the British House of Commons have passed a controversial measure aimed at 'halting the tide of economic badgers'. The controversial 'Badger Migration/Security Hedge Bill' was voted in by a large majority of Labor...
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Bush insists Saddam had Al Qaeda Contacts...
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Around 65 million years ago the mighty Dinosaur ruled planet Earth. Their sheer size and ferocity made their removal unthinkable. There wasn't anything or anyone, who could challenge them physically or, at that time, mentally. Approximately 160 million years before that, another group of Dinosaurs had roamed the planet and disappeared albeit without the same level of dominance.
Read full storyBush Receives Bookmark, But Doesn't Know What to Do with It
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Prince Charles has recently signed on with Sean "P-Diddy" Combs' Bad Boy records for a one million dollar, one-album deal. With tabloid fodder and credible news sources noting the possibility of his being passed over to rule Gre...
Read full storyKellogg's New Cereal Enables Data Crunching
Bottle Creek, MI--The giant cereal manufacturer Kellogg's today introduced two new cereals targeted to scientists. Both cereals were the brainchild of an associate product manager named Saralee von Weingartenbergerson-Smythe, who was once married to...
Read full storyHeightened Security Causing Me Headache
According to himself, writer Kevin Heitz of Baltimore is annoyed and suffering from an acute headache today because of the increased security measures at airports and train stations around the country. “This extra security stuff kinda sucks,” Heitz said this morning while clipping nose hairs. “I think that’s why I have this headache,” I added.
Read full storyBaltimore, Detroit vie for Most Murders
This year the nation is focused on one of the tightest races in history. The question on everyone's mind is not Kerry or Bush, but rather Baltimore or Detroit? Which city will take back the coveted homicide title that has eluded them in recent year...
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Read full storyOlympic Athlete Lets Torch go Out
MONTREAL-- Olympic relay runner Bruny Surin was named "Douche Bag of the Year" by the International Douche Bag Awareness Council (IDBAC) on Sunday after allowing the Olympic torch to extinguish.
Read full storyMadonna Releases New Album: Confuses Old People
Madonna Louise Ciccone-Richie, the artist formerly known as Madonna, has released a new album under the moniker Esther C.
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