Half-man Half-Fish. Found In Deep Trench!
In what is surely the most sensational discovery of the year, a half-man half-fish has been found alive and well, breathing and living his life at the bottom of the Marinas Trench, in the eastern Pacific Ocean.
Read full storyDems Assail Bush Sitcom Deficit
Los Angeles, CA -- Hollywood Democrats today blasted President Bush for the worst record of creating hit TV series of any administration since Herbert Hoover.
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The United States Senate Intelligence Committee slammed the CIA for it's pre-war estimates on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.
Read full storyFury as UK's 'carnal clickers' are thrust into the spotlight
Britain's cyber-spacemen and women are furious that their online habits are being captured - and exposed - for history.
Read full storyHilary Duff in New Movie
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Hilary Duff is sure to win the respect of serious movie audiences in her new film "Evil Eyes". Appearing recently in movies such as Lizzie McGuire and Casper Meets Wendy, the pretty 17-year-old actress felt that she needed to take a...
Read full storyPresident Bush Looking Forward to Upcoming "Erection"
Kutztown, PA - In perhaps his best malapropism to date, President Bush insisted on referring to the upcoming Presidential election as an "erection" - a mistake he made no less than 35 times during an "Ask President Bush" event in this small, Keystone...
Read full storyBeckham Reveals Real Facts of Penalty Incident
David Beckham broke cover early this morning to put forward his reasons for the penalty miss that helped to send the English team crashing out of the European finals...
Read full storyVan Halen Sues John Kerry
Los Angeles, CA (AP) - Lawyers of the hard rock band Van Halen have filed a suit in federal court to block the use of the song "Right Now" in John Kerry's political campaign.
Read full story"Tour de France" Won by Brower!
BELMAR, New Jersey (AP) Not many people in this small beach town thought Jimmy Brower would be allowed to enter this year's "Tour de France". When the news came that Jimmy actually won the "Tour De France", Belmar residents we...
Read full storyJury Indicts Two American Pilots
Miami Beach (AP) - A federal grand jury has indicted two American pilots for fighting and for y being drunk in the cockpit during flight.
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