Bush Abolishes Capital Punishment
In news breaking from Washington, U.S President George W. Bush has announced the death of Capital Punishment. Addressing the nation on all major networks, he confirmed that it was his long held belief, that the death penalty does not reduce crime.
Read full storyTed Kennedy storms on DNC stage and rants
BOSTON, Mass. -- Teddy Kennedy couldn't wait. He pushed aside five guards and three Democrat Party officials and gave his major speech at the Democratic National Convention hours early.
Read full storyMatt Damon - Boston Hunk Supreme
Boston, MA - Despite the high-living and low-loving of his best buddy Ben Affleck, Matt Damon has managed to stake a claim as Boston's Hunkus Supremus following his role in the spy-thriller, "the Bourne Supremacy."...
Read full storyDemocrats' favorite love positions posted at convention
BOSTON, Mass. -- As the gala of the Democratic National Convention ensued with classy party speakers and features about John Kerry's personality, a little-known sidebar of the delegates and party leaders was taking place in the backrooms of the a...
Read full storyEx president Wows convention crowd
BOSTON, Massachusetts (Spoof) - After playing the newly renovated Wurlitzer organ Ex President Clinton told Voters that they "face a stark choice between a Democratic vision of opportunity at home and cooperation abroad versus a Republican vision...
Read full storyIPaq microwave oven stars in HP handheld quartet
Hewlett Packard is adding four new handheld Pocket PC devices to its iPaq family, including its first model with microwave capabilities.
Read full storyBush to do Voice for 'Crank Yankers'
(SP)-- Top White House Officials announced earlier this week that President Bush has agreed to provide his voice for one of the puppets on the popular Comedy Central phone prank show 'Crank Yankers.'...
Read full story"Time Machine" to Save America
Crawford, TX - The Bush administration today disclosed that the US Government, in cooperation with academic institutions and corporate R&D facilities, has developed a device capable of traveling through time. President Bush was informed of the devic...
Read full storyChocolate Lovers Love Jesus
HERSHEY, PA - In a bold move today, The Hershey Company - well-known chocolateer - released a line of controversial candies in an effort to appeal to potential customers who feel the run-of-the-mill Hershey Bar is just a little too boring.
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