Atkins Center Seeks Low-Carb Communion Alternative
Ronkonkoma, NY - Responding to complaints from dedicated dieters, the Atkins Center has asked several religious denominations and various Christian sects to reform the holy sacraments.
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Following the lead of Krispy Kreme, the fast food industry is quickly responding to the doughnut maker's announcement of doughnut-flavored drinks.
Read full storyMartha Stewart to Market New Line of Electronic Bracelets, Bureaus, Book
New York, NY-- Martha Stewart is seeking to market her new line of electronic bracelets at Tiffany's and her new line of bureaus at Target, sources close to Ms. Stewart said today. Ms Stewart is also said to be in deliberations with several major...
Read full storyTrouble on Mafia-Style Reality TV Show Set - Cameraman gets 'whacked'
"OMG, Giuseppe...no. You'll just be reinforcing negative Italian stereotypes," screams one of the many Italians who are taking part in the GOOMBA Network's soon to be released reality TV sensation, Growing Up Italian but NOT in...
Read full storyManchester United Sign Klingon
Sir Alex Ferguson proudly unveiled the biggest transfer sensation in footballing history, when he announced the signing of Klingon, Pach Kaypach.
Read full storyOsama bounty-hunters hired by Riggs CEO
Washington DC (Rioters) - A beleagured President Bush Junior has ordered a White House news blackout on stories circulating in the media this week that his uncle Jonathan Bush, chief executive of the notorious Riggs Bank, is embroiled in further cont...
Read full storySandy Berger's Monkey Malaise
Washington, DC - Sandy Berger, President Clinton's National Security Advisor, continues to be battered by bad news following the discovery of his removal of classified documents from the National Archives.
Read full storyJeopardy! Host Set to Slap Champion
CULVER CITY, CA - Jeopardy! Host Alex Trebek is making his feelings known for the game show's current champion, software engineer Ken Jennings from Salt Lake City, Utah.
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