Tory leader "the new Martin Luther King"
Civil rights activists have flocked to the UK en masse in a bid to pay homage to Tory leader Michael Howard - acclaiming him as the "new Martin Luther King."...
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Young chicks, old chicks and past their sell-by-date chicks flocked to the Royal Albert Hall, yesterday, for a special concert given by sexy Britney and the ‘Three Tenas '.
Read full storyHucknall to quit music to become Eastenders lookalike
Simply Red star Mick Hucknall has announced he is to quit the music business - to become a Steve McFadden lookalike.
Read full storyThe Gay Nineties
You don’t hear much about the Gay Nineties anymore, and by the Gay Nineties I don’t mean the 1990’s in New York City’s West Village, I mean of course the 1890’s, which was a whole other thing altogether. And this is probably the crux of the problem right there. The term gay has changed somewhat since 1890. And that’s not a bad thing, mind you; English is a fluid language and words change their me...
Read full storyFifth Democratic presidential candidate narrowly averts Dukakis endorsement
Al Sharpton has become the fifth candidate to say "thanks, but no thanks" to former presidential candidate Michael Dukakis' offer to endorse the Reverend's campaign. This according to a spokesman for Sharpton, who had barricaded him...
Read full storyLord of the Rings Trilogy to be Recalled
When somebody mentions the Lord of the Rings, you may think of one of two things. The first being a masterpiece by J.R.R Tolkien, and the second, 3 masterpieces by Peter Jackson. But starting immediately, the latter will disappear and become only a v...
Read full storyJohnny Vegas to be Next Bond
The St. Helens born comic, Johnny Vegas, best known for his T.V. appearances including the ITV Digital adverts where he starred alongside the much more popular monkey, was today announced as the replacement for Pierce Brosnan in the next Bond feature...
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