New Hampshire Primary Mistakenly "Won" by Bob The Builder
In what can only be described as the mother of all administrative errors, a mix up in the New Hampshire State's Attorney General's Office, caused the votes of primary goers throughout new Hampshire to be invalidated, while results of a grade sch...
Read full storyJordan Eats Ant's Tentacles Then Dec's Testicles
Things really started hotting up in the Australian bush last night, when top fashion babe, Jordan, took offence at Dec, the cherub-like presenter and bit off his left tentacle. Viewers have often...
Read full storyWar: Not as fun as it sounds.
Death, destruction, looting, bombing and soldier, war has plenty of all these things, but it’s not all fun and games. For instance the death that I mentioned earlier, it’s not like in the movies you know. It hurts, normally takes quite a long time and unlike in all these ultra realistic computer games death actually lasts forever, no extra lives or anything. The destruction and bombing al...
Read full storySputnik-1: "Mars Probe Makes Me See Red Over and Over Again"
"We were winning the race for space but we got side-lined by politics," said former Russian space satellite, Vladimir "Sputnik-1"Goloavejacik. "We really had the fast-lane on that project -- we just seemed to get our wires c...
Read full storyNext president to be chosen by Zogby poll
Voting in the United States is now a thing of the past, thanks to a new constitutional amendment passed by congress which is intended to eliminate any possibility of voter fraud.
Read full storyBlair faces worst 48 hours of his life
British Prime Minister Tony Blair faces the toughest 48 of his life, starting yesterday morning, so he's only got 24 to go, not that it matters.
Read full story"Bennifer" Breakup a Vicious Hoax Designed to Sidetrack "Gigli 2"
The Hollywood power couple Jennifer Lopez (aka J. Lo) and Ben Affleck (aka B. Aff), collectively known as "Bennifer", has not called it quits as reported earlier. According to their spokesman Matt Damon (no relation to B Aff's "Good Will H...
Read full storyPresident Bush Installs Secretary of Space
In a press conference today, President George W. Bush revealed his plans to create a Secretary of Space to oversee the country's soon-to-be-growing space program.
Read full storyHoward Dean was in "In The Line Of Fire"
New Hampshire- In a last ditch effort to re-launch his campaign after his dreary performance in the Iowan caucuses, Mr. Howard Dean revealed that he was in the movie "In the Line of Fire" starring Clint Eastwood.
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