
Pancake Fiasco Leaves Stain On Dean, Kerry, Political System
WAFFLE HOUSE, IOWA-A friendly pancake tossing competition between Howard Dean and John F. Kerry got ugly this morning. What was supposed to be an opportunity to show off their flapjacking abilities to Iowa voters turned out to be uglier than expected...
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Pretzel Logic
On January 13, 2002 while President George W. Bush was at home in the White House all alone, watching a football game and munching on pretzels, he suffered a serious mishap involving a fainting spell when he choked on a pretzel.
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Bush Tax Plan: Give Em a Break
George W. Bush has announced a new program to stimulate economic growth in America's manufacturing sector.
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Hacker breaks into Dan Rather's teleprompter during broadcast -- Newsman embarrassed
Veteran CBS News anchor Dan Rather became enraged yesterday after discovering, a full 15 minutes into his newscast, that somebody hacked into the computer which controls his on-air teleprompter.
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Michael Jackson Pleads Guilty
SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Pop superstar Michael Jackson arrived 21 minutes late to his arraignment, which had been scheduled for 8:30 a.m. PST. Superior Court Judge Rodney S. Melville scolded him saying, "Mr. Jackson, you have started out on...
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Man survives 20 year ordeal with Gorilla Family
Word has reached us from overseas that researchers in the Ravioli Jungle in Canada, have discovered a tribe of gorillas with an unusual house guest - a man.
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