Bush Forms New Political Party
CRAWFORD, TX-President Bush today announced a bold new initiative. In a totally unexpected move, he cancelled his membership of the Republican Party and switched to another.
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Hello magazine are again in the dock over allegations of printing pictures of the capture deposed dictator Saddam Hussein.
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Ministers are reportedly considering making timetabling interactive in an attempt to improve train punctuality. A Downing Street source, who wishes to remain anonymous, spoke briefly with this reporter before returning to his application for a lordsh...
Read full storyNoel Edmunds Appointed Head of Transfers
In a dramatic change of policy today, the English F.A. has appointed tv personality Noel Edmunds to the role of transfer co-ordinator.
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Former Vice President Al Gore delivered a speech on the theory of global warming yesterday, the coldest day in New York City in decades, calling President Bush a "moral coward" for adhering to policies that put the planet in catastrophic pe...
Read full storyWhitehouse reveals the real reason for mars mission
Whitehouse Press secretary Scott McClellan, told reporters today that the real reason for this sudden mars exploration plan was all due to a mistake.
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