Fox Beats Bush
Mexican President Vicente Fox beat the crap of American President George W. Bush on the opening day of the Summit of America's. The altercation took place after George Bush, apparently mistaking President Fox for a waiter, asked him for a soft shell...
Read full storyPresident Bush Adds Canada to the Axis of Evil
President Bush has added a new member to his Axis of Evil list - none other than the US's neighbor to the North, Canada. The President became aware that recent winter weather problems in the US were caused by masses of cold air coming in from,...
Read full storyBritney Spears Pregnant, Seeks Annulment of Wild Sex Romp
Pop sensation Britney Spears is reportedly carrying the love child of a random fan she met backstage at a concert in L.A. last year. This intrepid reporter was able to get an exclusive interview with Britney before she was able to speak with either...
Read full storyBeagle Probe held hostage by Martians
After an intense search to track down the missing Beagle Probe signals have now reached the control room indicating that the Probe has landed into the hands of a significantly mercenary Martian contingent.
Read full storyBush's 'Moonbase' to go ahead, Martians next in War on Terror
President Bush has announced plans for future space exploration. The President, regarded as the most powerful man on the planet, has highlighted plans to build a base on the moon "before the Ruskies do" so he can launch manned missions to M...
Read full storyMr T to become a saint
A-Team supreme badass B A Barraccus, AKA Mr T, is to be made a saint by the Vatican in a special ceremony tomorrow.
Read full storyBush : The Joke's on Blair
George W. Bush and his fellow scamps Colin Powell, Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney have finally admitted that the entire Iraq war was nothing more than prank gone bad. The victim of the joke was British Prime Minister Tony Blair who has only recently...
Read full storyPalestinian pole vaulter added to team for Athens
Ibraham Meir has been added to the three man Palestinian team for the Athens Olympics after being spotted pole vaulting a perimeter fence on the outskirts of Jerusalem yesterday.
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