First new joke of 2004 exclusive preview.
The first joke of the year has been written, folks!...
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Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has rushed to the defence of top Parmalat officials arrested for multi-billion euro fraud, describing them as "national heroes".
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Unbelievably, The Queen has awarded her husband a Sir-hood in her New-Year honour's list. Mrs Windsor the Elder, as she likes to be known these days, told us late last night immediately before she went to indulge in her evening ablutions:...
Read full storyLassie sniffs out Beagle
Lassie, the famous Collie from the television show of the same name has found the Beagle space probe on the planet Mars. Colin Pillenger, the mission's chief scientist, had the idea of sending the canine TV star, famous for it's ability to rescue tha...
Read full storyNation's only three "designated drivers" hospitalized for exhaustion
Political and community leaders in the United States were incredibly worried going into New Years Eve of 2003, since the nation's supply of "designated drivers" was at an all time low. Only three people were willing to do it, and they h...
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