Victory in Iraq/Victory at Home: the September Surprise
Summary: There is still time for the Administration to win the hearts and minds of the people of Iraq and the people of America. A bold strategy is needed and the Convention in New York is the perfect time for it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
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