Spider-man Burglar Convicted
A New York man dubbed Spider-man because of his ability to scale walls, leap from windows and swing on fire escapes has been convicted for breaking into Manhattan apartments and offices. He was also convisted for breaking into 2 schools, which is kin...
Read full storyTonya Harding to Negotiate Dispute Between Hamm and Yang
24 August 2004 by Liam Logsdon, The Olympian Times...
Read full storyMcGreevey Tackles Golan Heights
Golan Cipel's extortion demands from New Jersey govenor Jim McGreevey were backed by threats to release embaressing tapes and photos of him. The FBI who want to question the parties concerned could be issuing Federal subpoenas as early as next we...
Read full storyAmber Frey Is A Commie Spy
Mark Geragos sprang a surprise in the Scott Peterson trial by confirming that Amber Frey is in fact a Commie Spy. He showed the jury pictures of Frey, while the telephone tapes were being played, turning from Amber to Red while Peterson turned Green.
Read full story"The New Soldier" Almost Victim of Burning Bush
MINNEAPOLIS, Mn -President George W. Bush made the fourth stop on his People's Republican Party Book Burning tour today at the New Berlin Convention Center in Minneapolis, among thousands of supporters. In the past three cities, the Presid...
Read full storyReagan's Image to be Placed on Promissory Note
The First Bank of California has decided to honor the memory of the late president Ronald Reagan, by placing his image on a promissory note. A promissory note is an unconditional promise in writing to repay a sum of money. The president of the Cal...
Read full storyCalifornia Aims to Add Lunar Energy to Homes
23 August 2004 by Liam Logsdon, San Fran Hippy-Dippy Newspaper...
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