New Spongebob Movie Causes Brouhaha in Bikini Bottom
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At last we have some positive news emerging from the Tony Blair think tank!...
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Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chairman Terry McAuliffe is reported to have sent off a letter to the Federal Election Commission (FEC) accusing Republicans of secretly cloning Ralph Nader. In the letter, McAuliffe is said to have stated that...
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April 7,2004 National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice is expected to admit before the 9/11 Commission that she and Osama bin Laden had been s...
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London, Englandland - A major terror plot has been foiled, thanks to the combined resources of UK and US intelligence services.
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The English Football Association are to cull the numbers of football agents in an attempt to stabilise the modern game.
Read full storyBob Dylan to Appear in Victoria's Secret Commercials
New York - In a move to increase market share retail lingerie giant Victoria's Secret has signed Bob Dylan to appear in the company ads. Dylan was not a hard sell when approached about the campaign, said Ed Razek, chief creative officer for Victor...
Read full storyLunch With Mom
I try an not see it as a waste of my time cause she is my mother and it really wasn't her fault. Some of you have certainly experienced the way mother has veered a bit off course. For instance, she'll call on the aid of her able bodied sons and convey the urgency, replete with theatrics, to move a television cabinet 1 1/2 inches to the right, only to discover her folly and restore sa...
Read full storyThe Pope and PETA End Feud over Friday Fish.
Bishop Santori Anderpopolis announced that the Pope and PETA have come to an understanding regarding Catholics and eating fish on Fridays. Clara Bennett the spokesperson for PETA called this a "great day" for our Catholic members. PETA also ho...
Read full storyWhite House Calls Iraq "Birthplace of the Anti-Christ"
Washington, DC: The number of casualties in Iraq grows every day, as the resistance to the American occupation continues.
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