Toxic Waste Is Good For You !

Funny story written by Bob Muppet

Wednesday, 7 April 2004

At last we have some positive news emerging from the Tony Blair think tank!

After 50 years of studying the effects of radioactive toxic waste, the Blair boffins have come to the conclusion that toxic waste is good for you.

Scientist are now recommending a daily dose of at least 2 litres of toxic waste per person per day in order to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

Tony Blair has been a lifelong supporter of the healthy toxic waste diet and commentators believe that this has enabled him to maintain his boyish figure and handsome face.

Apparently, at the end of each busy day, the Prime minister treats himself to a luxurious soak in a tub of radioactive 'goo' from the ill-fated Chernobyl reactors.

Top nuclear boffins believe that toxic waste preserves human flesh and prevents premature ageing of the skin.

So go on !

Why not treat yourself to a radioactive make-over ?

Go on! You know you're worth it !

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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