Iraqi WMD "Mobile Factories" were ice cream vans - Cowell admits
Washington DC, USA - In what appears to be a serious U-turn in the White House Iraqi WMD stance, it appears that the much-publicised mobile "WMD factory trailers" - a part of key evidence used to justify the war - were not what they seemed. General S...
Read full storyWacky Hats in Iraq: The Solution to Decreased Morale?
With the increasing attacks upon American soldiers stationed in Iraq, there has also been a vast decrease in the morale of US servicemen and women. General. M. Brandock told the Spoof that his men "just do not want to fight anymore, they dont kn...
Read full storyMars Rovers Compete on Upcoming Robot Wars Episode
In an attempt to increase interest and funding in the Mars Rover program NASA has signed a one-episode deal with the Robot Wars television program that will pit two active Mars based rovers against each other.
Read full storyBarry Bonds Re-Takes Drug Test
In an attempt to clear his name of allegations of substance abuse baseball great Barry Bonds agreed to a second drug test. It was reported Bonds' collected urine samples from his miniature Doberman Pincher, his sister, and his aunt then mixed...
Read full storyKelly Osbourne Enters 4-Wheeler Rehab
LOS ANGELES - Kelly Osbourne, the 19-year-old daughter of heavy metal star Ozzy Osbourne, has checked into a rehabilitation center for an addiction to 4-wheelers, her parents said Friday night in a televised interview. Kelly Osbourne's you...
Read full storyUSEY syndrome yawns into the headlines
Florida, USA - During a dramatic speech by president G W Bush the strongest evidence documented so far emerged about the existence of the so-called "USEY syndrome". It has been claimed that the condition manifests itself in a series of symp...
Read full storySlightly Incompetent Bomb Disposal Persons Demand Equal Rights
The popular phrase ‘bomb disposal expert', could soon disappear from the list of media clichés.
Read full storyMarijuana Party Candidate Drops Out, Endorses Kerry, As Does Hasselhoff
In a move that will most definitely turn the tide of the election in democratic nominee John Kerry's favor, Marijuana Party presidential hopeful Dodd Sheppo has announced that he is dropping out of the race and putting his full support behind Ker...
Read full storyMan Actually Falls for April Fool's Joke
A local man truly fell for an April Fool's joke on Thursday, the first such reported instance in about 15 years.
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