The popular phrase ‘bomb disposal expert', could soon disappear from the list of media clichés.
Legislation currently going through the European Court Of Human Rights would make it unlawful to describe a group of workers as 'experts', when some of the group were clearly crap at their jobs.
The action was prompted by a team of ‘bomb disposal tossers', who were incensed at the way that they were alaways referred to as 'experts', even though they were totally useless.
Trade union leaders have always sympathised with the incompetent workers claims, but have unable to seek justice under current Industrial legislation.
Similar actions are planned by 'Frightened Fire Fighters'--‘Crap Fighter Pilots,-- ‘Bloody Useless Brain Surgeons' and ‘Brain-Dead Rocket Scientists.'
Prince Charles, the patron of 'all things useless', welcomed the fact that society was waking up to the great inequalities that exist outside the mainstream world of today.
‘Apprentice King Tossers have rights too!' he asserted.
