Penis Extension industry files suit against owners of Colorado WinterPark Ski resort.
An unusual case filed today against the thriving Colorado ski resort today has come to the attention of both lawmakers and anti-spam lobbyists.
Read full storyPeople piss me right off
Do you drive with your parking lights on at dusk? If so you piss me right off. Good Lord, I can’t drive down the road without wanting to choke the life out of somebody. Whether it is breaking through an intersection when the light is green or speeding up to run a red light after driving below the speed limit for five miles I’ve had it with you morons. I could never run for public office ei...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush makes concessions to keep U.K. troops in Iraq.
After lengthy negotiations between the two countries leaders, Bush has agreed to ask for U.N. sanctions against the state of Massachusetts and if necessary lead a peace keeping force in the invasion and occupation of Boston.
Read full storyJohn Kerry Catches Fly at Outdoor Press Conference
In an incredible display of hand-eye coordination, President-2-Be Kerry reached out without warning at an outdoor press conference and with true dexterity pulled a fly straight out of the air.
Read full storyBush Slips 12 Points in the Polls. Analysts Blame American Idol Scheduling Blunder
Polls one week after President Bush's April 13 Press Conference show a massive slip as he looses 12 points to Kerry. While the American people may excuse Bush for his pre 9/11 laxness, mismanagement of the economy and high casualty rates in a ques...
Read full storyWoman gets 97% of information from e-mail forwards.
Grundy Center, IA - Local woman Grace Aiken makes no bones about it, she loves e-mail forwards. Even to the point that she estimates that on a given day up to 97% of the information that she shares with others is derived directly from this relatively...
Read full storyGeorge W Warmonger at it again.
Today in Washington George W Bush stated to a startled United Nations that he was going to war with a lawn bowling club in Scotland. Looking much like a man reading from an auto cue President Bush read from an auto cue the following statement...
Read full storyIs President Bush The Devil?
US President George W. Bush was unmasked as the Devil and placed under house arrest today after a series of marks apparently fulfilling biblical prophecies, were found on the top of his head.
Read full storyDicks in the House
Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney has entered Walter Reed Army Hospital for treatment of an undisclosed illness. Doctors have been more circumspect than usual when discussing Mr. Cheney's condition, other than saying it was an elective, but definitel...
Read full storyEurope to Eurabia: Transgender Belly Dancing Still OK
Top Scots historian Niall Ferguson has predicted that Islamic immigration will transform an aging Europe into Eurabia inside 50 years.
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