Man looks at watch - realises it's time for bed
Dublin, Ireland - April 1st 11.50 pm. Events have taken their toll today on men and women around the world. In some places it's death, in other it's destruction, and in yet other places it's lack of decent swimming pools and outdoor eating facilities...
Read full storyBush Balks: Condi Rice to Testify Before 9/11 Commission
In a move that had more heads spinning than the death of the lady who did the voice of the demon in the "Exorcist" movie, President Bush decided that National Security Advisor, Condoleeza "But You Can Call Me Condi" Rice, would indeed have to testify...
Read full storyJanet Jackson Unleashes New Album: Breasts Remain Hidden
Janet Jackson's new album, Damita Jo was released yesterday. She appeared in various places to promote the album. Her breasts remained hidden, for the most part.
Read full storyYokels Yoked.
A dawn swoop Thursday by MI5 agents and police saw eight British farmers arrested and their premises raided for possession of the explosive ammonium nitrate which can sometimes be used as fertilizer. The farmers were dragged from their beds and taken...
Read full storyJohn Kerry Chooses Running Mate
The Spoof has the scoop. John Kerry has chosen his vice presidential running mate. It is none other than hotel heiress and sexy socialite, Paris Hilton.
Read full storyMinister resigns after admitting "I was crap"
London, April 1st -Minister Without Portfolio Lunchtime O' Cider, appointed by Tony O' Blair in the last cabinet reshuffle - he was made to move from Defence after selling the Navy to two blokes from Stoke-on-Trent - has resigned today in a devastati...
Read full storyDon't You Just Hate That?
April 1,2004 A comprehensive world wide survey has determined that everybody hates everybody else. The worlds largest survey ever undertaken in...
Read full storyShock and Outrage as Jesus perpetrates 'Bigger than Beatles' scandal
The heavens and the earth were thrown into ungodly turmoil yesterday as Jesus H. Christ, son of the Jewish oil magnate God, said that He was ‘bigger than the Beatles'.
Read full storyPresident Proclaims April 1st National Holiday: Grants Amnesty to nearly all white-collar criminals
Washington, D.C. -- April 1, 2004...
Read full storyPresidential Election to Utilize m&m's - Tabulating Outsourced to Indonesia
Mars Candies has been selected as the official ballet for the 2004 Presidential election. Each US registered voter will receive a bag of m&m candy that will contain one B for Bush vote and one K for Kerry vote. Voters are encouraged to share t...
Read full storyEurope is GM-free at last
Brussels, 1 April 2004 - It's official, folks. GM has finally pulled out of Europe after years of controversy over its products. The final straw for the giant global corporation was reached with the fate of its flagship GM Trabby car. Following y...
Read full storyReporters running out of things to report
Current studies by numerous credible universities have concluded that Journalists have run out of important things to report.
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