Rumsfeld cover blown
The Pentagon has announced a review of internal security following the revelation of the identity of an undercover reporter for The Spoof. Donald H. Rumsfeld has been working as Secretary of Defense at the Pentagon since January 2001 after applying u...
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Sexy Britney got a pleasant surprise when he got her Christmas tree home and it began singing raunchy Spice Girls hits.
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Al Gore was caught in full "Drag" as he left The Lucky Lady Night Club off Broadway last Thursday. He claims to having taken up a job as an "exotic dancer" to cure his depression after loosing the 2000 Presidential Elections.
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Yes, I had a sort of bad day so I came home and enjoyed some wine in a box and it rocks and I like to rhyme but I don't have the time and tequila goes good with lime but the store is fresh out so my aunt has gout but little does she pout as I write about how drunk I am and I can still spell great because that's my job come Tuesday. It snowed hard today, and I hate snow like Michael...
Read full storyScientists Discover Ancient Gargantuan Penis
On Friday December 5th Scientists claimed to have stumbled onto the largest and oldest penis on record. The penis was not damaged.
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