Britney's Sexy Christmas Tree

Written by Bob Muppet

Saturday, 6 December 2003

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Sex Tree -- Leaving B&Q Warehouse

Sexy Britney got a pleasant surprise when he got her Christmas tree home and it began singing raunchy Spice Girls hits.

‘I didn't mind at first,' she explained ‘but after a week of listening to the Spices, I began to get depressed.'

‘I took the tree back to B&Q, but the manager refused to give me the £20 that I had paid for the six-foot Norwegian Spruce.'

‘It was at this point that my depression led me to start drinking heavily.'

‘I even started to enjoy daytime TV!'

Mr Derek Acorah, a top paranormal expert, could find no logical reason why the tree should sing.

‘I once had a gas cooker that played the Terry Wogan morning radio show,' he added.

‘And that was a real pain in the arse too!'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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