Department Store Santas Walk Off the Job!
West Linn, Oregon.:> Fed up with long lines of spoiled greedy children, long hours, and no smoke breaks, department store Santas all over the world have organized a massive job walk-off protest.
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In the wake of news that mad cow disease has been discovered in Washington state, reports are appearing all over the United States of other disturbing conditions among domesticated animals.
Read full storyLimbaugh A Drug Lord, Dental Records Show
Conservative nationally syndicated radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh has been indicted as a drug lord by the FBI. After a judge ordered that Mr. Limbaugh's dental records be revealed, a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation made the conn...
Read full storyQueer Eye For That Saddam Guy
The Bravo Network is announcing that it has shot and will air an episode of its highly popular reality TV program in which some gay men do a total makeover on a needy heterosexual male.
Read full storyRush Off The Deep End
Rush Limbaugh yesterday blamed the Democratic Party, the Vatican, Doctors without Borders and the International Red Cross for getting him hooked on pain killers and making him stupid.
Read full storyTerror suspects granted full access to US courts, immediately sue McDonalds, "Big tobacco"
Immediately following California's 9th Circuit Federal Appeals Court ruling that suspected terrorists being held at Guantanamo Bay Naval Base in Cuba should have access to lawyers and the American court system, all hell broke loose.
Read full storySuper Bowl Canceled Amid Fears of Terrorist Attack
Houston, TX: Citing advice from the CIA and the Homeland Security Task Force based on evidence obtained from Saddam's recent capture, the NFL owners have voted unanimously to cancel the Super Bowl. "We were convinced that an attack on...
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