Kurt Russell & Crowe: Ending a Road
HOLLYWOOD - These two superstars have made a public pact: to stop making films and start exploiting them. After realizing how many more millions they would never receive in distribution costs, they vowed never to create, and to only distort, terroriz...
Read full storyMcDonalds to Shut Down Under Weight of PETA Protests
George Kroc, CEO of McDonalds, announced today that the hugely successful fast food franchise will be closing its doors for good at the end of the year due to intense pressure from the animal rights organization PETA.
Read full storyMatrix 4 in the Pipeline
The Wachowski Bros. are reported to be in the late stages of writing the script for a continuing episode to their Matrix series. Titled, "Beginnings", Matrix 4 depicts the build up to the rise of the machines against the human race and is a...
Read full storyPope sets date for Armageddon
In a shocking announcement from the Vatican this week Pope John-Paul revealed that he and a number of high ranking cardinals decided the date in a committee meeting last month. 26th March 2004 is the provisional date with Jesus' return tour expec...
Read full storyThe Krankies landed with a very large psychiatrist's bill
The 1990's double act going under the name 'Krankies' have been entertaining, some say mentally abusing, kiddies for too long now.
Read full storyVera Duckworth ain't for sale
Queen of the street Vera Duckworth stamped her foot down last night when ITV bosses offered to 'let her go' with a tidy redundancy package.
Read full storyReporter Claims Of Spoof Leakage
This morning, a current, breaking news story us unfolding here at The Spoof, when in fact an opposing news site yanked the Spoof from right under my nose, and showed it on their own site!...
Read full storyTrainspotting O.D's after Porno
Scottish writer and "ex-junkie" Irvine Welsh, of Trainspotting fame has died from a drug overdose, overnight in his London apartment. His publicist has released a statement to the media and Welshs' fans stating that "although he ga...
Read full storyUS eases immigration rules
The US is ending a controversial programme that required tens of thousands of foreign visitors from certain cheese producing countries to register with the immigration service.
Read full storyCat missing in 1982... still missing
SHAFTING, NIP.CNTRY- Ignatious Murraybund has never given up hope of finding her beloved cat 'Colonel Parker'.
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