The 1990's double act going under the name 'Krankies' have been entertaining, some say mentally abusing, kiddies for too long now.
They are being ordered to pay the psychiatrists bills of several thousand people because as children, these people were subjected to Janette Kranky and her oversized husband's backwards ways. The Krankies who can now still be seen pleasuring many an unwitting tourists on the shores of Blackpool, as well as performing on stage to audiences of one or less have been accused of damaging young impressionable minds with their very unique interpretation of a schoolboy.
When questioned about how she felt about these accusations Janette said, "Fandabedozy, hee hee' and then proceeded to smash a foam custard pie in our face."
