
Old Bitch; Skater Chick at Heart
TINSLEY, AZ -- Today famed California State Senator Diane Finestein shocked 50 of the world greatest skaters when she took to the half pipe with presence.
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Life on Mars
The British mars Lander Beagle 2 has sent back dramatic photographs from Mars' surface. The photo taken from a separate part of the probe clearly shows that there is life on mars!...
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Keanu Reeves Home Raided For Animal Endangerment
Early Tuesday morning the Los Angeles County sheriffs department raided actor Keanu Reeves' Hollywood estate. The raid took place after an anonymous tip made the week before. Reeves was taken out in hand cuffs and animal control officers carted off d...
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Bush vows to find WOMD as Xmas present to father
US president George W Bush has vowed to find the weapons of mass destruction allegedly still at loose in Iraq "in time for Christmas" - as a present to his father who was conned out of them fifteen years ago.
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Saddam's Insidious Plot
Documents obtained from the now famous briefcase that was in Saddam's possession down in that "spider hole" have yielded a plot so sinister and frightening that one Pentagon senior official called it, "...disturbing."...
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Kay Calls it Quits
The head of the Bush Administration's Weapons of Mass Destruction team ( the team in charge of finding them, not making them) is said to be ready to resign. No actual weapons or even evidence of any weapons have been found in almost nine months of se...
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Cruise & Kidman Marriage was Contract
This story has been removed as per the requests made by Mr Cruise's lawyers.
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