Mountain to be Blown Up
United Nations Secretary General, Kofi Annan, announced the appointment today of New Zealander Ross Mountain as Interim Envoy to Iraq. Mr. Mountain will take over the duties of Sergio Vieira De Mello who was blown up in Baghdad on August 19th.
Read full storyIraq Acquires New Outside Police Force in Auction Mishap
In what some are calling a common auction "glitch," Iraq accidentally purchased the previously defunct Fantasy Island Police Force.
Read full storyTaco Bell Dog Enters Rehab
Los Angeles California Former Taco Bell spokesman "Guapo El Perro" checked into the Betty Ford clinic today for treatment related to alcohol abuse. Mr. El Perro's agent Joseph Camel stated that hard times have fallen on the once beloved mascot in the years since his contract with Taco Bell was dropped. "Mr. El Perro is commited to winning his battle with alcoholism and...
Read full storyNearly Immaculate Poll Has ACLU Writhing In Birth Pangs Of Rage
Reacting to a new shock poll by Fox News claiming that a fully 87% of Americans say nativity scenes should be allowed on government property, the Anti Christian Liberals Union declared those 87% of Americans as unconstitutional.
Read full storySaddam Steals Santa's Snow Balls
Saddam and his Al Qaida bad-guys pulled off their most audacious act of terrorism when they stole all of Santa's snow from Lapland.
Read full storyYoda Signs 20 Million Dollar Contract For Next Star Wars Movie
Dagaboo Actor and Jedi Master Yoda reportedly signed a 20 million dollar deal today to continue the role of himself in the upcoming Star...
Read full storyUS gives Iraqis Gas
In a stunning twist on supply side economics, it was reported today that the price Iraqi's pay at the gas pump for a gallon of fuel was five cents. It may be remembered that several months ago Vice President Dick Cheney's company Halliburton was crit...
Read full storyThe Bias By Us
I’ve been thinking about Asians. Well, more than Asians, I’ve been thinking about everybody and the way I react to them. My problem is I don’t know if I’m a biased person. I probably am; we probably all are in some way, shape or form, but my point is do the biases I have make me a bad person? Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary tells me that Bias means ‘a mental leaning or inclination; preposse...
Read full storyTat-a! Blackole
Residents of Blackole say they are "sick and tired of cheap tat". The high street, Blackole, looks like any high street at first glance. But look again. None of the shops have anything worth buying.!...
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