Written by Bob Muppet

Wednesday, 10 December 2003

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Santa Has Snow Balls

Saddam and his Al Qaida bad-guys pulled off their most audacious act of terrorism when they stole all of Santa's snow from Lapland.

Millions of Christian children will now be faced with a toy-less Christmas because Rudolph and his team of non-red nosed reindeers will be unable to pull Santa's heavy sledge.

C.I.A. officers had been alerted that Bin Laden and Saddam were plotting revenge on the infidels, but nobody ever thought that terrorism on so large a scale was possible.

Weather experts are puzzled as to where the terrorists are keeping the kidnapped snow mountain.

‘Saddam just manages to keep one step ahead of us,' a baffled Officer commented.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Terrorism, Santa

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