Cheney For Dictator Campaign Kicks Off
The wheels are already grinding under the Dick Cheney for Dictator campaign of 2012. The former President of Vice of the United States announced his candidacy at a meeting of Corporations For Keeping America Under Our Thumbs' convention in New Orlean...
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The Burger King enters the Republican presidential race
Miami, Florida - Overthrown last month in a corporate food fight, the Burger King has vowed to regain his kingdom - the home of the Whopper - by becoming President of the United States. "I have been deposed by a pack of jackals and knaves," the ki...
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Karl Rove Pays To The Piper After Dancing To The Music In A Darkened Washington Back Alley
Karl Rove, weasel extraordinaire and famous shill for the Republican Party, was found unconscious, beaten half to death and left lying in a Washington alley early this morning. Surveillance tapes retrieved from security cameras around the neighborhoo...
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Perry promises to turn U.S. into the poverty-stricken powerhouse that Texas is
AUSTIN, Tex.--Governor and Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry is proud of Texas, often bragging that it's an economic powerhouse. Certainly, the numbers don't lie. Perry's Texas ranks 2nd in the nation in GDP and as a state, the Lone Sta...
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Donald Trump Creates A New Political Party -- The Trumpets
New York -- Just days after turning in his Republican membership card and secret decoder ring, real estate developer Donald Trump has launched his own personal political party. "It's called the Trumpets, because I'm a guy who likes to toot his own...
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Vice-President Joe Biden Vows To Implement Presidential Election "On Line Voting"
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden recently stated that being the vice-president of the United States is the greatest job that a person could ever have. He noted that very little is expected of you and 90 percent of the time your official...
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Romney confounds the pundits, picks himself as VP candidate
Romney Poised To Achieve Personal Best in Election
Octopus Predicts Palin For President
Obama Loses Track of What He's Supposed to Believe, Actually Believes and Has Said He Believes
Northwest NewSmash Presents Top Headline Predictions for 2012
Oh My God! Stop the Election! Stop The Election Before It Is Too Late!
Newt isn't sure he is running for president or promoting his brand
A Brief History of Secession
President Obama Has A Weed Problem
Second Presidential Debate; Brainwashing For Everyone!
Romney Demands Death Penalty Reform
The return of Dubya!
Gaston selects his running mate
Washington DC - Presumptive President, Gaston, has announced to a small cadre of reporters that he has chosen his running mate. In a surprise move, the Mormon underwear-wearing cartoon character Gaston, known for his superlative qualities of hitting...
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Palin Has No Intention of Running for President in 2012
A disgruntled former aid to Sarah Palin claims that he has first-hand knowledge that Palin has absolutely no intention of actually running for President in 2012. He claims that she's playing the Tea Partiers like a fine-tuned fiddle. "The truth is...
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US Media Declares Obama Winner of 2012 Election
NEW YORK - Liberal Media outlets in the US have proudly proclaimed Obama's victory in the 2012 Presidential Election. Attorney General Eric Holder quickly certified the voting results and congratulated President Obama on his "Landslide Victory." R...
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Zero Liability Voters Skew Election Results
The "Zero Liability Voter" is expected to make a major impact in the 2010 and 2012 elections. According to a report from social scientists at the University of Colorado, "if enough of them show up and vote, the results will probably be more of the c...
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A kitty cat will run for President in 2012
A real life orange cat named Garfield is going to run for President of the United States in 2012. If elected, he will be eating and sleeping on the job. He will purr as well and wishes to be petted by his White House staff, his running mate is...
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President Obama Admits He Wants Gas Prices To Hit $8.00 A Gallon!
President Obama finally came out and told the truth about ending oil lines from Canada, preventing drilling for more oil in the Gulf of Mexico and every other place that he can. "Above all, I'm an environmentalist", he told reporters today. "Look...
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Howdy! I Might Be Rick Perry!
Howdy! I'm Rick Perry, and I'm running for somethin' in Norway. Wait...that ain't quite right. I'm a dang ol' Texas boy, and I made these Gucci loafers...I mean, snake skin boots with a bear I caught with my own three hands. Confused? Me too. You see, after I went and started forgettin' stuff at the last debate, ma' campaign advisers decided it might temporarily boost my poll numbers if I...
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Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist
"A witch and a bitch in 2012!" sang Sarah Palin to a favorable crowd of 10 people at a recent book signing. "We've contracted this wonderful new Ad agency from some boys at The Spoof.com. Its this new way of writing Political Ads called Gerbil Slingi...
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Biden: I've got binders of women too, if anyone's interested
WASHINGTON, D.C.--In the aftermath of Mitt Romney's comment Tuesday that he poured over "binders full of women" for cabinet appointees while governor of Massachusetts, Vice President Biden took the time to inform reporters gathered at the Rose Ga...
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Mitt Romney Flip Flops Once Again and Now Says He's Glad He Lost The 2012 Presidential Election
BOISE, Idaho - Mitt Romney was up in Idaho visiting a potato seed packing plant when he was approached by Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine. Petaluma asked the 66-year-old Massachusetts native how he feels now that he has had tim...
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Romney Urges Americans to Eat More Red Meat
In an effort to solidify support in the Midwest, Mitt Romney held a press conference in Jefferson City, Missouri, to address what he called a "glaring gap" in Republican policy: nutrition. Romney told carnivorous voters that Missouri, the second-lead...
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BP to fund Tony Blair's nomination in the US Presidential election race
BPs Oil Slick HQ, United States: BP, known as 'British Petroleum' by President Obama, have decided to fund Tony Blair's Republican nomination at the next US elections. BP who have had to 'bite the bullet' in the last few weeks, as President Obama...
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Gingrich Attacked by Wiccans Seeking Eye of Newt
Late last night while taking his regular "constitutional" (Gingrich's preferred term for his nightly moonlight strolls through the woods, the moniker he feels best demonstrates his passionate commitment to the civil rights propagated by our Founding...
Read full storyFunny 2012 Presidential Election Headlines
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Cheney For Dictator Campaign Kicks Off
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BP to fund Tony Blair's nomination in the US Presidential election race
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Rachel Ray To Run For President
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Palin Has No Intention of Running for President in 2012
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Donald Trump Creates A New Political Party -- The Trumpets
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US Media Declares Obama Winner of 2012 Election
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Romney Urges Americans to Eat More Red Meat
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Biden: I've got binders of women too, if anyone's interested
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Karl Rove Pays To The Piper After Dancing To The Music In A Darkened Washington Back Alley
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Mitt Romney Flip Flops Once Again and Now Says He's Glad He Lost The 2012 Presidential Election
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A kitty cat will run for President in 2012
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Zero Liability Voters Skew Election Results
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Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist
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The Burger King enters the Republican presidential race
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Perry promises to turn U.S. into the poverty-stricken powerhouse that Texas is
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Howdy! I Might Be Rick Perry!
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President Obama Admits He Wants Gas Prices To Hit $8.00 A Gallon!
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Gingrich Attacked by Wiccans Seeking Eye of Newt
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Vice-President Joe Biden Vows To Implement Presidential Election "On Line Voting"
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Gaston selects his running mate
