Gaston selects his running mate
Washington DC - Presumptive President, Gaston, has announced to a small cadre of reporters that he has chosen his running mate. In a surprise move, the Mormon underwear-wearing cartoon character Gaston, known for his superlative qualities of hitting...
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Romney employs Anti-Fall measures
Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has started to take Anti-Fall measures as the Presidential campaign enters its final few weeks. In the past falling over in public has cost GOP candidates dearly in the polls. Most notably was the cam...
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Lady Gaga running for President of United States in 2012
The hush hush release of Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way' on Friday, February 11, 2011 was the same day it was being reported that the due date for babies conceived that day would be 11/11/11. Those were the two sensational stories of the day. A lot of articles even talked about them both but none drew a connection. Ever since the release of Born This Way, the Lady Gaga talk has been about it being...
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Ron Paul Solves Jobs Crisis: 4-Day Work-Week!
In a flash of insight he calls divine inspiration, presidential hopeful Ron Paul singlehandedly discovered the solution to the nation's current job crisis: scaling down the work-week from five days to four. "It's so obvious!" exclaimed Paul to joy...
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Inquiry; Lady Gaga replied she's going to run for President
I got some emails from whom I believe is either Lady Gaga or her producers encouraging the idea that she is going to announce her candidacy for President on 11/11/11. I can't prove that's who the emails are from but whoever sent them is relating information about her new video Born This Way that it would seem only her inner circle would know about. My impression is that they want to build this int...
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Oh My God! Stop the Election! Stop The Election Before It Is Too Late!
Oh my God!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! Stop the presses! This is too big..... Some how, some way we've got to stop the election! I've just discovered something …....something terrible! Something you won't believe. I'm at an off loading dock in Oakland for container ships. I'm typing this on my cell phone. The Chinese.....oh my God!!.... The Red Chinese have totally infiltrated the election! T...
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Donald Trump Creates A New Political Party -- The Trumpets
Obama's Second Inaugural Address Touches on Equality, Gun Violence, More Golfing
Mitt Romney launches a 'War on Bankruptcy'
Newt isn't sure he is running for president or promoting his brand
Sarah Palin to write book on 2012 election
Michele Bachmann: "Romney is Gay"
Ron Paul Ready to Endorse Ron Paul
Romney Gets Into It With A Reporter
Kill the Guy with the Ball!
President Obama Admits He Wants Gas Prices To Hit $8.00 A Gallon!
Obama places political opponents on CIA's kill or capture list
Will Obama replace Joe Biden as VP?
Paul Ryan Does Full Spread Centerfold Photo Shoot for Playchick Magazine
The Romney presidential campaign has released a statement affirming that Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan has just finished shooting a full spread with Playchick Magazine. Robert Benson, an official Romney spokesman, had this to say at a press conference called to explain the campaign's latest move: "Congressman Ryan has posed for Playchick to prove, in plain sight, how dedicated he and...
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Michele Bachmann Campaigns In Kankakee, Illinois and Catches Hell From Some of The Crowd
KANKAKEE, Illinois - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour found itself in Kankakee, Illinois, the home of Johnny Appleseed Instant Apple Sauce. She was greeted by a group of well wishers who wished her presidential campaign well a...
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President Obama Plans To Legalize Marijuana Two Days Before The November Presidential Election
SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama visited The Golden Gate City of San Francisco where he spoke to a boisterous crowd at The Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. The president told the crowd of 13,739, that he wants them to know that the future lies with today's...
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Santorum Now a Contender: Santorum and Romney to Star in Broadway Revival of "Carrie"
With a new head of steam from his three electoral victories on Tuesday night, Rick Santorum is daring to think what might have been unthinkable just a week ago and remains improbable - particularly from a costume perspective - that he can dispatch Ne...
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Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back The Clock
Crossroads, South Carolina -- Despite their endless bickering, the Republican presidential candidates all agree that they would like to take the nation back to a more gentler and prosperous era. But they have very different views on what point in Am...
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Birth Certificate Reveals Rick Santorum To Be The Son of God
Washington, DC -- Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has declared his campaign to be "The Second Coming," after learning that his birth certificate identifies him as the Son of God. "I thought I might be related to Superman," Santorum...
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Book Review: #1 Best seller - Steven King "GOP Primary"
Within days of its release, this book has already outsold all other King books put together. People are standing in line at bookshops waiting for fresh deliveries. Printers are finding it increasingly difficult to keep up with the demand. The plot centers on a mismatched group of 19 people who set off on a Mad mad mad mad mad road trip to gatecrash a Tea Party in Iowa. One by one they are bumpe...
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Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win
Washington, DC - Americans are betting that they can select a better president by chance than by choice. The presidential elections, which were scheduled for next November, have been replaced by the nation's first Presidential Lottery. The new rul...
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Joseph Kony 2012 campaign stealing thunder from Paul, Romney, Santorum
HARFOLD, Vt. - Thanks to a campaign video which has gone viral this week, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum have begun taking a back seat to Joseph Kony and his Kony 2012 campaign. With 62 million hits, Kony 2012 has kicked the asses of any...
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'Christmas with the Candidates' to Replace the Trump Debate
New York - Real estate developer Donald Trump has announced that his planned presidential debate has been canceled due to lack of interest and replaced by a holiday special. The program is scheduled to feature all of the remaining Republican candidat...
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Someone Famous Is Coming Out Of The Closet
Somewhere inside a Washington Super Pac think tank: Three suited men are pouring over papers scattered on a desk before them. "So, it comes down to this: The Corporations are deciding on either Gingrich or Santorum to be the Republican representative for the Republican platform in the Presidential election." stated the man in the gray suit. "We'll make sure that the other candidates fall by...
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US Media Declares Obama Winner of 2012 Election
NEW YORK - Liberal Media outlets in the US have proudly proclaimed Obama's victory in the 2012 Presidential Election. Attorney General Eric Holder quickly certified the voting results and congratulated President Obama on his "Landslide Victory." R...
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Michele Bachmann quits presidential race because she has no time for her botox injections!
US presidential candidate for the Republican party, Michele Bachmann, has announced she is pulling out of the race, but not because she had a bum result in Des Moines, Iowa. She's pulling out because she fears the presidential race is too intensive a...
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Lady Gaga running for President of United States in 2012
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Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win
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Michele Bachmann quits presidential race because she has no time for her botox injections!
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US Media Declares Obama Winner of 2012 Election
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Someone Famous Is Coming Out Of The Closet
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Book Review: #1 Best seller - Steven King "GOP Primary"
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Santorum Now a Contender: Santorum and Romney to Star in Broadway Revival of "Carrie"
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Joseph Kony 2012 campaign stealing thunder from Paul, Romney, Santorum
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Romney employs Anti-Fall measures
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Paul Ryan Does Full Spread Centerfold Photo Shoot for Playchick Magazine
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Inquiry; Lady Gaga replied she's going to run for President
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Michele Bachmann Campaigns In Kankakee, Illinois and Catches Hell From Some of The Crowd
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'Christmas with the Candidates' to Replace the Trump Debate
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Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back The Clock
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It's Official: Romney a Robot
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Birth Certificate Reveals Rick Santorum To Be The Son of God
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Ron Paul Solves Jobs Crisis: 4-Day Work-Week!
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President Obama Plans To Legalize Marijuana Two Days Before The November Presidential Election
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Gaston selects his running mate
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Oh My God! Stop the Election! Stop The Election Before It Is Too Late!
