The return of Dubya!

Funny story written by Magic Fingers 1966

Thursday, 15 July 2010

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I'm back baby!

George Bush Jnr has been asked to stand at the next Presidential election (- and to heck with the constitution!) after Americans called for a vote of no confidence in the boy from Africa or Hawaii or wherever he comes from.

Obama's failed promises as President (like he's the first goddamit), has resulted in an uncharacteristic volte face by the so called 'Land of the Free'. In his speech the former White House incumbent praised 'his fellow Americans' but was quick to damn their 'terrible misunderestimation of myself' in the first place.

Dick Cheney, who conveniently is ill, said Bush Jnr was the best solution for long term America. Plans are now being drawn up for Phase II of the war on terror. Korea, Iran and Libya had better panic!!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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