A kitty cat will run for President in 2012

Funny story written by rpm1978

Sunday, 11 July 2010

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A real life orange cat named Garfield is going to run for President of the United States in 2012.

If elected, he will be eating and sleeping on the job.

He will purr as well and wishes to be petted by his White House staff, his running mate is a real life dog named Odie, who barks a lot and loves to lick cats with his tongue.

People excited about the candidacy of Garfield have said that it will be great to have a kitty cat as President, instead of a human as President, such people have said that human Presidents usually do a crappy job, at least a kitty cat President will not be able to do horrible as President.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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