A recent controversy erupted when Golf Magazine printed that 8 or 9 people heard President Donald Trump refer to the White House as "a dump." Trump labeled this report "totally untrue." Our crack reporters found once again the president's words h...
Friday, January 20th 2017 Donald J. Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States. The Trump Team is crafting quite a show. Originally rumors hinted Mr. Trump would arrive at the White House by helicopter. That plan came b...
Due to presidential security concerns, multiple major New York parades will not be passing by Trump Tower on 5th Avenue during the course of his presidency. Security advisors deem it too unsafe to manage such large crowds in front of the President's...
In an effort to assist business and world leaders in managing their commerce and diplomacy more effectively, Congress has passed a law effective for the course of the upcoming presidency. The law designates presidential tweets will be released once a...
Everyone in the Waller family has known for years. Whatever you do, you do not drink Grandpa Julian's Christmas eggnog. It is an act of self-preservation passed down to the young. Children learn from their elders. You pour the frothy poison in...
The 2016 presidential election outcome shocked Oprah Winfrey as it shocked many others. However, after Trump announced his cabinet appointments, Oprah got busy. Oprah began creating a "spare" U.S. government on the off-chance the incoming adminis...
It's just gotten old. All this negotiating of different positions, compromise, civil discourse, trying to find the common good is tiresome. We're done with it. Heck we stopped talking to our neighbors, coworkers and relatives we disagree with years ago. No one likes to be called names. And it seems harder and harder to find any truths or values we can agree on anymore. Better just to ha...
London--In a recent ongoing inventory of the extensive and diverse remains within Westminster Abbey a fluke DNA test proved a lead enclosed body in a back-room crypt was actually the remains of one of Britain's most illustrious monarchs. Queen Eli...
It's been a rough week for Steve Bannon: Breitbart News executive chairman, Trump's campaign CEO, and not overly female-friendly champion of white nationalism. The week started well. President-elect Donald Trump named Steve Bannon as his chief adviso...
Not willing to sit by and see what happens under a Trump presidency, a hearty group of 55 pilgrims has already left Portland, Oregon with the first barge to start a new nation. Their destination, the huge and elusive Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
The 2016 Presidential Election has been largely uninspiring and demoralizing for the left-leaning side of the Democratic Party. If your top concerns include global warning, corporate greed, toxic chemicals, alternative transportation and urban commun...
Socks, the black and white tuxedo cat who was a Clinton family pet during the entire Bill Clinton presidency 1993-2001, contacted a medium, to weigh in on the 2016 presidential election. Speaking through Charisma Rhapsody, pet psychic, Socks spok...
The 2016 presidential election has been full of talk about Russian involvement. WikiLeaks released repeated batches of emails related to the Democratic Party. U.S. intelligence agencies traced the leaks to Russian hackers sanctioned by the Russian go...
The Giza pyramid complex outside of Cairo, Egypt commands the respect and admiration of most people on the planet. The most imposing structure by far is the great pyramid, Khufu's king pyramid, 455 feet tall and 756 feet wide. Conventional wisdom...
Little did Homer Simpson know when he sang his Spider-Man based song, he was actually describing an existing species. Just the sort of genius he is known for. Homer sang these prophetic words while holding a pig upside down, walking it along the...
For all the children inspired by the tales of Harry Potter, it will come as a pleasant surprise to learn that Americans themselves have been training in magic for some time. One of the most illustrious schools is the Dark Cypress School of Magic i...
London, UK-The Ecuadorian embassy issued its first statement explaining their decision to halt internet access to Julian Assange, WikiLeaks editor-in-chief. "Julian Assange resides with us at the embassy since June 2012. Ecuador granted him polit...
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