Archibald Braithwait is a 3rd generation master butcher however he has been gazumped by his 5th generation robot butcher in this years annual pie making awards held in Edinburgh. Braithwait & Sons & Son introduced technology to their butc...
Although Scotland haven't qualified for the World Cup that hasn't stopped comedy group, The Sweaty Jocks, recording their own World Cup song. The Sweaty Jocks spokesperson said "although we might be too rubbish to get to the finals, we are exper...
The girlfriend of Rangers goalkeeper Leah Shevlin has been approached by the President of the Ultimate Fighting Championship with a view to her becoming the sports first female competitor. UFC bosses were hugely impressed by the severity of the pi...
Bosses on the hit ITV programme Dancing on Ice are set to replace acid tongued Australian judge Jason Gardiner with his esteemed Holiness the Dalai Lama. Gardiner recently caused uproar by comparing the costume worn by Sharron Davies to "faecal m...
Nearly four-sixths of Scottish pupils are not doing good at reading and righting in the early years of secondry school, new figures show. An offishial Scottish Govnerment report into literecy found 60% of pupils in S2 had failed to do good, with p...
Cheryl Cole is set to continue her stay in L.A according to reports. Rumours are rife that the North East born media whore is likely to be offered a role in the Television adaptation of the story of Romulus and Remus. Producers have been impre...
Tiger Woods run of misfortune continues. The shamed golfer is currently in rehab and seeking to make up with his wife Elin however this latest incident has hampered the healing process. During a walk in the clinic grounds Woods spotted a small ch...
Following on from Sir Elton John's claims that Jesus was homosexual, the portly pop star has announced plans for the first Middle East Mardi Gras. The madcap spectacle wearer has confirmed he is in talks with Iranian President Mahmood Ahmadinejad...
The world leaders in reality TV production, have announced their latest venture which will pit has-been and barely known celebrities against wild animals, as well as each other. Celebrity Colosseum is anticipated to be the highlight of this summer...
As the furore over the claims that Gordon Brown is a bully heightens, an eminent cabinet minister has fuelled the flames by confirming that the PM took a finger of his favourite tea time snack without asking. During a conversation with a colleagu...
Ashley Cole has today revealed that he is not the only one in the Cole household to have failed to play by the rules. The grim faced Chelsea star has disclosed information relating to a game of Monopoly the couple enjoyed which resulted in Ashley...
Facially challenged singing sensation Susan Boyle's showbiz success isn't making her happy - because she doesn't have someone to love. Susan's brother Gerry said yesterday he worried that Susan, 48, had no special someone to share her triumphs wit...
The pipedream of financially stricken Rangers being owned by its loyal and dignified supporters moved closer after a Scottish expatriate multi billionaire last night announced plans to buy out the Ibrox club from Moonbeams International Holdings.
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