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Robot Butchers wins pie making award

Funny story: Robot Butchers wins pie making award

Archibald Braithwait is a 3rd generation master butcher however he has been gazumped by his 5th generation robot butcher in this years annual pie making awards held in Edinburgh. Braithwait & Sons & Son introduced technology to their butc...

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Scotland don't qualify, but still sing

Funny story: Scotland don't qualify, but still sing

Although Scotland haven't qualified for the World Cup that hasn't stopped comedy group, The Sweaty Jocks, recording their own World Cup song. The Sweaty Jocks spokesperson said "although we might be too rubbish to get to the finals, we are exper...

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McGregor's girl is Octa-gone

The girlfriend of Rangers goalkeeper Leah Shevlin has been approached by the President of the Ultimate Fighting Championship with a view to her becoming the sports first female competitor. UFC bosses were hugely impressed by the severity of the pi...

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Dancing on Ice Judge to be replaced

Funny story: Dancing on Ice Judge to be replaced

Bosses on the hit ITV programme Dancing on Ice are set to replace acid tongued Australian judge Jason Gardiner with his esteemed Holiness the Dalai Lama. Gardiner recently caused uproar by comparing the costume worn by Sharron Davies to "faecal m...

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Scotland needs to learn to learn

Funny story: Scotland needs to learn to learn

Nearly four-sixths of Scottish pupils are not doing good at reading and righting in the early years of secondry school, new figures show. An offishial Scottish Govnerment report into literecy found 60% of pupils in S2 had failed to do good, with p...

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Cheryl Cole in baby drama

Funny story: Cheryl Cole in baby drama

Cheryl Cole is set to continue her stay in L.A according to reports. Rumours are rife that the North East born media whore is likely to be offered a role in the Television adaptation of the story of Romulus and Remus. Producers have been impre...

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Tiger Woods in Baby shock

Funny story: Tiger Woods in Baby shock

Tiger Woods run of misfortune continues. The shamed golfer is currently in rehab and seeking to make up with his wife Elin however this latest incident has hampered the healing process. During a walk in the clinic grounds Woods spotted a small ch...

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Rocketman's plan for Middle East

Funny story: Rocketman's plan for Middle East

Following on from Sir Elton John's claims that Jesus was homosexual, the portly pop star has announced plans for the first Middle East Mardi Gras. The madcap spectacle wearer has confirmed he is in talks with Iranian President Mahmood Ahmadinejad...

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New Celebrity reality show announced

Funny story: New Celebrity reality show announced

The world leaders in reality TV production, have announced their latest venture which will pit has-been and barely known celebrities against wild animals, as well as each other. Celebrity Colosseum is anticipated to be the highlight of this summer...

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Gordon Brown stole my Kit Kat

Funny story: Gordon Brown stole my Kit Kat

As the furore over the claims that Gordon Brown is a bully heightens, an eminent cabinet minister has fuelled the flames by confirming that the PM took a finger of his favourite tea time snack without asking. During a conversation with a colleagu...

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Cheryl Cole in "Cheat" Shock

Funny story: Cheryl Cole in "Cheat" Shock

Ashley Cole has today revealed that he is not the only one in the Cole household to have failed to play by the rules. The grim faced Chelsea star has disclosed information relating to a game of Monopoly the couple enjoyed which resulted in Ashley...

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Singing star Susan Boyle is looking for love, reveals her brother

Funny story: Singing star Susan Boyle is looking for love, reveals her brother

Facially challenged singing sensation Susan Boyle's showbiz success isn't making her happy - because she doesn't have someone to love. Susan's brother Gerry said yesterday he worried that Susan, 48, had no special someone to share her triumphs wit...

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Mystery Billionaire in plan to buy Rangers

The pipedream of financially stricken Rangers being owned by its loyal and dignified supporters moved closer after a Scottish expatriate multi billionaire last night announced plans to buy out the Ibrox club from Moonbeams International Holdings.

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