McGregor's girl is Octa-gone

Written by Bryan McManus

Thursday, 4 March 2010

The girlfriend of Rangers goalkeeper Leah Shevlin has been approached by the President of the Ultimate Fighting Championship with a view to her becoming the sports first female competitor.

UFC bosses were hugely impressed by the severity of the pint sized powerhouses attack on her disgraced fiancé after he had been found in an amorous clinch with a Glaswegian transsexual during a night of depravity in Glasgow City Centre.

Shevlin is said to be seriously considering the approach and will make a formal statement shortly. She will then follow this up with a two page spread in a downmarket tabloid, during which she will explain how she has consoled herself with a shopping spree following the damage to her stiletto which occurred during the fracas with McGregor.

Shevlin was unavailable for comment as she was again having her roots done, a task she requires to have carried out every 4 hours due to an unknown medical condition, however a spokesperson for the hacket faced media whore said " Leah will love the opportunity to get even more publicity and has been practicing ju jitsu between her root treatments and lip gloss applications, she wants to show the world that she is more than just an irritation".

McGregor is still too embarrassed to show his bruised face in public and was therefore unavailable to comment, however a friend of the Ibrox goalie said "hahahahahahahahahahahahaha".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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