Deadline, Vatican City, Rome, Italy. Following claims from nutjob Phillip Garrido, the kidnapper of Jaycee Lee Dugard, that he kept God in a box, and held regular conversations with the Divine One, the Vatican, which until now has been reluctant t...
Reporters over here in my London office were dumbfounded when the office received a call from none other than Phillip Garrido, the weirdo freak pervert who kidnapped Jaycee Lee Dugard 18 years ago when she was just 11 years old. Before his arrest,...
"Normally I don't recommend the occult, or revenge for that matter, to my patients. Much less write out a prescription to them for it," said Dr. Phil. "But in this case, I'm willing to make an exception." Dr. Phil then directed his studio audienc...
"You got to be the sickest bastard I've ever psychoanalyzed," said a visibly shaken Dr. Phil after psychoanalyzing Philip Garrido, Jaycee Lee Dugard's abductor via close circuit TV during a commercial break. "In fact, you're so sick that now I'll pro...
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA In a press conference at the FBI's Los Angeles office, Tina Dugard, the maternal aunt of Jaycee Lee Dugard, the California woman who mysteriously disappeared eighteen years ago, revealed that Jaycee has been sequestered along wi...
Antioch, California - Despite what is being reported in the mainstream media, Jaycee Lee Dugard did attempt to escape, only her abductor's gardening skills frustrated and foiled her endeavors. "Each morning that sick bastard -- I mean the gentlema...
Antioch - (Helter Skelter Mess): Convicted mass murderer Charles Manson's tarot reader has offered to channel Sharon Tate's ghost in the hunt for Phillip Garrido's necro harem trophy room. The development comes as LA cops widen the net in their tr...
California - (Reuterus): Veteran Moors murders sniffer dogs are unlikely to join their LAPD cadaver-trail hound counterparts 'for obvious reasons'. But the Antioch neighborhood of Jaycee Lee Dugard captors Phillip and Nancy 'Reagan' Garrido is bei...
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron has just informed the Hollywood media that Jaycee Lee Dugard has agreed to be a contestant on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Bergeron said that he personally spoke on the phone...
Frantic meetings have been taking place here in Hollywood in the wake of the Jaycee Lee Dugard case. Studio heads have decided to fully exploit the bizarre kidnap case with the aim of a quick turnaround on movie production and release while the story...
California police today disturbingly announced that Phillip Garrido, the abductor of Jaycee Lee Dugard, was in fact, way weirder than even they had initially suspected. Police Chief, Erwin Rummel, of Neverland County, California, announced that th...
Antioch, California - The then 11-year-old-girl was kept entertained and apparently distracted for the entire 18 years of her captivity with a Nintendo Game Boy. Locked up in a shed in the backyard of her abductor's residence, Jaycee Lee Dugard, now...
El Dorado - (Reuterus): Was jailed Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl the inspiration behind Phillip Garrido's 1991 abduction and impregnation of 11 year-old US schoolgirl Jaycee Lee Dugard? California police are probing the claim after a tipoff...
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