Manson psychic to channel in Garrido 'harem' mausoleum hunt

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Wednesday, 2 September 2009

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Dowsing for a layline to the necro-vault

Antioch - (Helter Skelter Mess): Convicted mass murderer Charles Manson's tarot reader has offered to channel Sharon Tate's ghost in the hunt for Phillip Garrido's necro harem trophy room.

The development comes as LA cops widen the net in their trawl of hundreds of unexplained disappearances and abductions linked by remote viewers to Jaycee Dugard's own ordeal.

"We're looking for a possible subterranean mausoleum," one Death Valley ectoplasm channeller commented today.

The focus is on the psychic hotspot of nearby Mount Diablo State Park, dubbed by locals as the 'thicket of the devil'.

Legend has it the area is linked by ancient lay lines to an evil paedo-cult matrix responsible for 'World Government' cover-ups.

Manson's next parole date hearing is in 2012.

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