London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The KGB's London station chief in charge of Al Qaeda terror recruitment as well as running the UK Crown Prosecution Service has ruled that feckless Tory front bench tosser Damian 'The Omen' Green is innocent, OK? Green...
Shadow Immigration Secretary Damian Green has been re-arrested this morning, according to sources within the Metropolitan Police. The MP, who was formally cleared by the CPS today following the November raids on his home and Parliamentary office,...
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A sordid Tory pact with the Hellfire Club protecting the Omagh bombers, assorted 'God's Banker' murderers, the Brinks-Matt bullion heist gang, Lord Lucan's killer and Shergar's kidnappers is at the bottom of a con...
London - (Glasnost & Perestroika Mess): There was uproar in the House of Commons debate on the arrest of Damian The Omen Green today after accusations of "concealment, duplicity, whitewash and cover-ups" about a reported additional 100 other KGB...
London - (ReUterus & Sorry Ass Mess): Tory grandees have blamed spoof writer queen mudder's stories written in July 2008 and January 2008 as the intelligence (sic) behind shadow immigration spokesman Damian 'The Omen' Green's arrest on Thanksgivi...
London - (Seedy Ass Mess): Tory shadow immigration minister Damian 'The Omen' Green is currently holed up in a Special Branch 'safe house' (sic) after Anti-terror cops found a link to backstabbing frontbench colleagues still smarting from the Oleg...
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