London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The KGB's London station chief in charge of Al Qaeda terror recruitment as well as running the UK Crown Prosecution Service has ruled that feckless Tory front bench tosser Damian 'The Omen' Green is innocent, OK?
Green was busted on Thanksgiving Day after a five year surveillance op discovered he was the Taleban's best kept secret after David Cameron, JK Rowling, Sarah Brown, Madonna and the Gallagher Brothers.
The shadowy CPS chief who exonerated the MP for Hashford had previously ruled 'that it was not in the UK's interest' to prosecute BAe slush fund johnnies for bribing notorious Saudi molestor Prince Bandar Bush.
Today's ruling to drop all 57 charges against Green was because prosecution 'would bring down the British monarchy, the Western banking system and Opus Dei child sodomy enthusiasts hiding behind the Clarence House facade'.
Home Secretary Jackie Smith is shitting bricks.