Self styled Crossbow Cannibal, serial killer Stephen Griffiths is dying. Having been declared officially sane, the raving monster is being allowed to starve himself to death, in prison. Griffiths, convicted for the murders of Suzanne Blamires, Sus...
Wakefield - (Antibodies): "Bleedin' cheek!" was the gist of the Crown Prosecution Service's response this morning following a legal defence submission by Bradford Ripper Stephen Griffiths. This claims 'a cute (sick) hemolitic reaction' turned sour...
Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): Debriefing sources said today the self-confessed Crossbow Cannibal 'had invited an ex-girlfriend for dinner' before dumping her on the iconic social networking site. Stephen Griffiths, a postgraduate doctoral faeces (...
Yorkshire - (Gruesome Mess): Police investigating accused serial killer Stephen Griffiths' background are probing links to a damning criticism by former Art Review editor David Lee of a 2005 Rolf Harris portrait of the Queen. The acclaimed critic...
Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): Sources close to the 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths police probe fear he may use the same legal defence as convicted Acid Bath Murderer John Haigh. The notorious 20th century serial killer dissolved at least s...
Wakefield, Yorks - (Tasteless): Diagnosed by prison medical sauces (sic) as having delusions of grandeur 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths has demanded to be put on a diet 'rich in Alpha and Omega-3 oils'. Griffiths, 40, is on remand at HMP Wa...
A police source claimed today that cops involved in searching Stephen Griffiths' apartment in Bradford were sickened by some of the discoveries they made. "To classify this man as a twisted psychopathic pervert doesn't do it justice," a grim faced...
Yorkshire - (Slashers): Bradford's 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths may have been obsessed with Silence of the Lambs star Anthony Hopkins whom he is said to resemble facially. A police search of the suspected murderer's seedy bedsit has found...
Bradford - (Slashers): "Delia trussing poussins - that's spring chickens to you and me - was what did it," Mrs Moira Griffiths explained to reporters today. "Overnight it changed his carnal appetites, like," Mrs G added, "gave him a taste for the...
London - (Slashers): Forensic shrinks who mapped the psyche of convicted serial killer Dennis Nilsen are to evaluate Bradford's Stephen Griffiths. The Crown Prosecution Service has commissioned a Category 1 Wackjob assessment amid fears Griffiths...
Shipley, Yorks - (Slashers): Police searching for 'Crossbow Cannibal' killer Stephen Griffiths' victims Shelley Armitage and Susan Rushworth are to dredge the Knottingley and Ghoul (sic) Canal section of the Aire and Calder Navigation. The huge bo...
Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): A bottled water business faces liquidation amid reports extraction from local springs is tainted. Seepage from the now notorious River Aire has resulted in unexpected 'organic ingredients' surfacing at the company's p...
HMP Broadmoor - (Slashers): The Yorkshire Ripper today poured scorn on the 'Bradford Ripper' moniker following the arrest of suspected serial killer Stephen Griffiths. Peter Sutcliffe is said to be livid at the dilution of the 'Ripper' brand which...
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