BILLINGSGATE POST: Manchester United’s signing of John Bolton and Bruno Fernandes fell flat in their debut at Old Trafford today. United’s £47 million signing of Bruno and countless millions paid to Bolton to manage the Red Devils resulted in a 0-0...
COLORADO SPRINGS - Twilight's Taylor Lautner recently revealed that he has agreed to guest star on an upcoming episode of A&E's Dog The Bounty Hunter. Lautner first approached Duane "The Dog" Chapman about appearing on his show after seeing hi...
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has hired Dog the Bounty Hunter to go to Illinois and bring back the 14 Democratic senators who are refusing to return to Wisconsin to vote on a bill they say will do away with the bargaining rights of the state's teac...
HONOLULU, Hawaii - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that they may have uncovered some Wikileaks documents that show that Duane "The Dog" Chapman and his wife Beth "The Buxom Broad" Chapman may in all actuality be brother and sister. The 57-...
Dog the Bounty Hunter, the bail bondsman from Hawaii and sometimes Colorado has been put on high alert that his services may be needed in Los Angeles in case Lindsay Lohan decides to jump bail. Lohan is scheduled to appear in court later this week fo...
In a sensational twist of irony, Dog the Bounty Hunter was rushed to hospital this morning after choking on the chocolatey coconut treat of the same name. The bronzed, toned star of the hit show was giving a rousing speech to his fellow colleague...
Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife, Beth, killed two birds with one stone, actually three birds with one stone, on Monday when they captured Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi for failure to appear on a warrant and jumping bail. The Quaids were accompanie...
Dog The Bounty Hunter has been hired to track down Jon Venables And Robert Thompson the killers of two year old James Bulger. A Secret Millionaire has instructed The Get The Bastards Club to hire Chapman to track down the evil pair and find out their...
Department of Work and Pensions minister James Plaskitt, has defended Government plans to appoint mullet-headed Hawaiian crime fighter Dog Chapman and his enormous-breasted wife Beth, as figureheads of a new initiative to track down benefit cheats.
Dog, the Bounty Hunter, Chapman is hammering the news, and pseudo news circuit trying to restore his supposedly publicly challenged reputation. Only thing is,, Dog being a reality show personality has never had to act because the character he plays i...
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