Dog the Bounty Hunter on Call in Case Lindsay Lohan Jumps Bail

Funny story written by Charpa93

Monday, 20 September 2010

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Dog the Bounty Hunter, the bail bondsman from Hawaii and sometimes Colorado has been put on high alert that his services may be needed in Los Angeles in case Lindsay Lohan decides to jump bail. Lohan is scheduled to appear in court later this week for a hearing to decide her fate after recently failing two drug tests.

"If Ms. Lohan stays in town this time and shows up as scheduled, there will be no need to call Dog in on the matter," claims a spokesperson for A&E, the channel which airs the "Dog the Bounty Hunter" reality series. "Normally, we wouldn't allow Dog to get caught up in such high profile cases as the Lindsay Lohan matter, but ever since he brought in Randy and Evi Quaid earlier this year when the Quaids failed to show for a scheduled court date, Dog has become the bail bondsman to the stars."

When asked what he was going to do if he is asked to bring Lindsay Lohan to justice, Dog had this to say, "You know me, I'm the Dog. I know law enforcement. I've been on both sides. I know drugs, I've taken them and I haven't taken them. Ask Beth, she'll tell ya just who we're talking about. This little lady is going to hell in a hand basket unless she gets with the program. Ask Beth, she'll tell ya. She'll tell Lindsay. She's the go to person for this, just ask her. She'll tell ya."

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