Pyongyang NK: Kim Jong il announced today that Hussein's Hamburger Heaven (HHH) chain of fast food restaurants has been sold by the mistress of the late Saddam Hussein to North Korea. The deal is valued at $2.5 billion. The HHH chain has shops i...
Washington DC: A flying saucer landed unannounced on the National Mall today. After de-cloaking two occupants got out, put some coins in a parking meter and began walking towards the White House. The two neatly dressed persons, a man and a woman,...
Washington DC: President Obama is not optimistic about Iraq's stability when all American troops leave in December 2011. What if Iraq has not yet formed a government, does not have an oil revenue sharing plan and Iraqi's continue to kill each other?...
Tehran Iran: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced today that the Burqa will be banned in Iran, allowing women more human rights as to how they can dress. He also said that the USA, EU and UN should now lift some sanctions on Iran. Diplomats at...
Milano Italy: A local history magazine, La Pasta, is claiming that Benito Mussolini was a British agent recruited by MI6 during the early part of the 20th century. Il Duce (the leader) was the Fascist dictator of Italy during WWII. Mussolini part...
Titusville FL: The planning committee for Titusville's participation in International Breast Appreciation Day has run into some rocky mounds in getting ready for September 20, 2010. The boobs on the committee wanted to extend National Penis Day,...
Little Rock AR: Fox News Channel reporter Bill O'Reilly held a short interview with Warren Smorgasbord, the newest and youngest, US billionaire at his offices overlooking the Arkansas River in this southern city. The overarching question was how did...
Hog Jaw AR: Mayor Titus received a letter today from Secretary of Defense Robert Gates informing the town that the US Armed Forces will no longer be purchasing Buggy Whips and Button Hooks for the troops. The mayor called the city council into eme...
Armpit NV: The Tea Party Gang led by "Palin the Rogue" rode into town looking for trouble. She was packing a pair of 45s, guns that is, and the gang was spoiling for a fight! Sherriff Obama's Deputy "Sneaky Harry Reid" met the gang in front of...
Philadelphia PA: Every year at midnight on the 4th of July, an old wives tale relates that several distinguished gentlemen gather at the American Eagle Ale House to discuss politics and consume tankards of ale. This year 2010 was no exception as...
Mexico City, MX: Pablo and Pedro, two brothers from this city were apprehended trying to enter the United States illegally. The two brothers were unemployed, had no money to pay coyotes to smuggle them into the USA and hated the smoggy hot weathe...
Scholars doing research at the USA'S various presidential libraries have discovered letters written to the former presidents by ordinary citizens. Three examples are provided for President Richard M Nixon, President William J Clinton and President Barack H Obama (sitting president without a presidential library). Dear President Nixon: It has come to my attention that you have dispatched a group...
Rochester MN: The last "progressive" (Democratic far left liberal) was admitted to the Mayo Clinic today. The person, identity unknown, is in the last stages of Pelosi's Disease. Pelosi's Disease sometimes called the Obama Syndrome eventually caus...
London UK: The Sun is reporting that a special session of Parliament has been called with the Queen to be in attendance. Prime Minister Cameron and Parliament need to consider the current "muck spill" cleanup on UK western beaches. The UK accident ha...
Cupertino CA: Steve Jobs, Apples' CEO, announced the next technological breakthrough called the Ear-Phone would follow the successful introduction of the ipod, ipad and iphone. The Ear-Phone is a response to various state governments banning the...
London UK: Dr. I. Jones, the noted archaeologist, appeared before the Royal Society to present his new theory explaining why dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago. The single continent Pangaea had been home to Dinosaurs for 165 million year...
Hollywood CA: Social scientists have been trying to correlate female intelligence and body parts for years. The most recent attempt was made by studying two groups of women. The first group consisted of ordinary ladies involved in different types...
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