London UK: The Sun is reporting that a special session of Parliament has been called with the Queen to be in attendance. Prime Minister Cameron and Parliament need to consider the current "muck spill" cleanup on UK western beaches. The UK accident has been eclipsed by the BP oil spill in the USA's Gulf of Mexico.
The American Petroleum (AP) oil company has to explain about the incompetency of the shallow water drill rig "Football Octopus" crew allowing the muck leak to happen. The rig was located five miles off of Quay West atop an Atlantic Ocean depth of 50 feet of water. The rig Captain, Benedict Arnold (just a coincidence in names) thinks that a blowout of gas technically called "breaking wind" in the oil business blew all the safety equipment away.
The muck leak is probably from a dinosaur nursery, dinosaur graveyard or an old Roman Army loo/sewage installation. At present the west coast beaches from Martin Mere south to Riviere Sands have been inundated with one inch of muck. The Queen, PM and various Members of Parliament have made a first-hand inspection of the affected areas by trudging through the muck!
MI6 has uncovered that the AP oil company is 50% owned by the Libyan Government and the rest owned by Obama and Pelosi (O&P) LLC, the firm being incorporated in Scotland. The CEO of O&P LLC Joseph Arnold (a distant cousin), pledges to pay the UK for the total muck cleanup, which he claims the material is green and organic.
The Ministry of Petroleum investigated and found that Harry Arnold (a British cousin) issued O&P LLC a license to drill a pilot well off of Quay West. Harry has been sacked! O&P LLC has been told by the Queen "they have24 hours to pack up and get to hell out of UK waters."
The muck flow is expected to naturally cease in a few days and the geologists say there is no oil located at this site. Additional good news is that the east coast/channel beaches from Blue Dolphin to Combe Haven are muck free. The Ministry of Tourism spokesperson said "throw the kids in the Bentley and come on down and have some aquatic fun, eat some fish and chips and help the UK economy."
