A New Theory on Female Intelligence

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Monday, 12 July 2010

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for A New Theory on Female Intelligence
"Just a few more measurements!"

Hollywood CA: Social scientists have been trying to correlate female intelligence and body parts for years.

The most recent attempt was made by studying two groups of women. The first group consisted of ordinary ladies involved in different types of employment. The second group consisted of PORN stars and Hollywood starlets. Both groups had women who had undergone breast enhancement procedures (boob jobs), but in significantly higher numbers for the second group.

The scientists found by measuring all the participants' boobs, that breast size and cranium power (smarts) are inversely related as given by:

(BS) x (CP) = k


Where:

BS = Breast Size
CP = Cranium Power
k = Constant

Women with small real breasts were definitely found to be much smarter than women with large real breasts. A boob job did not change anything in both groups of test subjects. This result leads to the conundrum of "if small breasted women are smart, why do they opt for boob jobs?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more