Los Olivos, CA - Like a scene from the music video, Thriller, workmen preparing for a public viewing of Michael Jackson at Neverland Ranch, have uncovered over 350 naked corpses, all buried in six foot deep graves. Where these entities came from is a...
Beverly Hills, CA - The new Calorie Restricted Diet Plan, made popular by talk-show host, Oprah, has a further development - tapeworms. Live Healthy, Live Longer...and Gain A New Pet Dr. Irwin Melish, homeopath, thinks that by supplementing the...
Tehran, Iran - A judicial recount in Iran has had a very improbable outcome. Minnesota State Senate hopeful, Al Franken, has posted an overwhelming majority over incumbent President Mahmoody Ima Dinnerjacket. Said Franken, "Oh my Allah! I didn't...
Los Angeles, CA - Perhaps the most celebrated celebrity photographer of the latter half of the 20th century, Annie Leibovitz has been hired by Joe Jackson to take the 'official' photographs of Michael Jackson's autopsy. "The point of the exercise,...
Paducka, Kentucky - A man by the name of Billy Joe Bob claims to have the only known authentic copy of the Last Will and Testament of Michael Jackson. Said Mr. Bob, "Mr. Michael Jackson came through here a few years back. His Llama had broken down...
London, UK - Michael Jackson's double, Navi, the man who is considered to be the No. 1 Jackson impersonator in the world, is on a 'suicide watch' in 'The Priory', a private facility in London made famous when Susan Boyle lost her grip on things. O...
London, UK - HRH Prince Philip has made an urgent appeal that the British public 'give up on the monarchy' and become a republic. His remarks were made after his wife, Queen Elizabeth, had made an appeal for extra funding due to a shortfall of rough...
London, UK - Many of popular music's royalty were attending Elton John's AIDS foundation 'White Tie & Tiara' ball at Old Windsor when events surrounding the death of 'The King of Pop', Michael Jackson, became known. Said female Sri Lankan sing...
Los Angeles, CA - Entertainer, moonwalker, dancer, Michael Jackson, 'The King of Pop', will be resurrected on Sunday, June 28, 2009. The Reverend Al Sharpton will be presiding over the resurrection. Tickets for the resurrection will go on sale immediately through the internet ticket seller Mr. Ticket. Michael Jackson 'The King Of Pop' The Resurrection Church of Divine Intervention...
Los Angeles, CA - It has been announced by Michael Jackson's agent, Rudy Goodfella, that the planned Michael Jackson Tour in Britain will go ahead as planned. "We intend to continue on, in spite of Michael's passing. Michael Jackson was one of the...
Los Angeles, CA - Entertainer, Michael Jackson, 'The King Of Pop', died yesterday after the result of going into cardiac arrest at his home in the hills above Los Angeles. It has come to light that he may have been involved in a 'homosexual demon...
Heaven, Universe - Enta'tainer Michael Jackson, also known as 'The King Of Pop', died yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles. He be believed to have succumbed to a heart attack although those details have yet to be released and we all know how thorough d...
Buenos Ares, Argentina - The photo of the mistress of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford, was released today by the local Buenos Ares press. The mistress, Maria Belen Chapur, is believed to be about 43 years-old, although her photograph would l...
London, UK - Internationally reknowned actress, Dame Judith Olivia Dench, CH, DBE, FRSA, has ordered that the President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, be liquidated by the United Kingdom's counter-intelligence and security agency, MI5. In response...
Cairo, Egypt - Egytion tycoon, real estate mogul Hisham Talaat Moustafa, has been ordered put to death for the murder of his mistress, Lebanese pop star Suzanne Tamim. Evidence presented in the courtroom suggests that Mr. Moustafa hired a hit man...
Columbia, SC - If Paris Hilton thought he had it bad this past weekend, he should take a look at the problems South Carolina Governor, Mark Sandford has had to deal with. The Governor has been in the press after disappearing over the weekend, out...
Toronto, Canada - A photo of infamous celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton, getting hit in the face by a fist, has now become more popular than many of the iconic images of the twenty-first century, including pictures of a Mr. J. Christ, a.k.a 'The Anoint...
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