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Funny story: "MC Jazzy Jeff" - Sky Sports' Stelling Moves into the Weddings Game

"MC Jazzy Jeff" - Sky Sports' Stelling Moves into the Weddings Game

The days of stuffy toastmasters stiltedly clinking champagne glasses and barking dry, emotionless orders to your nearest and dearest may soon be over, with the news that Sky Sports are rolling out their successful football results service format onto...

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Funny story: Harry And Ginny's Wedding

Harry And Ginny's Wedding

It is the eve before Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley sex themed wedding and yet he is in the bed of another, that is right, Harry James Potter is in bed with Sophie his mistress of five blissful years.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Purchases Wedding Gown

Britney Spears Purchases Wedding Gown

Britney Spears was spotted on Rodeo Drive yesterday shopping for wedding gowns. Persons who were close enough to see said that there was no engagement ring on the pop tarts finger and were not sure who the dress was for. Rumors did circulate th...

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Funny story: President Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei

President Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei

Playboy, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has married 'Billionaire beauty' Hassanal Bolkiah who is commonly known as the Sultan of Brunei.

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Funny story: Louisiana Shotgun Wedding for Pregnant Jamie Spears

Louisiana Shotgun Wedding for Pregnant Jamie Spears

Jamie Lynn Spears, the actress and pregnant younger sister of pop tart Britney Spears, will be walking down the aisle. The wedding, to take place at the Mule Creek Baptist Church and Bait Shop, will feature the father leading his daughter by one han...

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Funny story: Happy Marriages A Thing Of The Past, Says Report

Happy Marriages A Thing Of The Past, Says Report

A government report says that happy marriages are no longer a viable proposition, with many not lasting the first twelve months. A high percentage of relationships end during the honeymoon, it says, with some of them...

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Funny story: Mark Lowton Returns: Now TheSpoof writers decide to get married to each other and go on honeymoon for two weeks each

Mark Lowton Returns: Now TheSpoof writers decide to get married to each other and go on honeymoon for two weeks each

The much heralded return of TheSpoof.com's ubermeister Mark Lowton has been short lived as it was revealed today that the entire writing 'staff' of the site are to get married to each other and ta...

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Funny story: U.S. Men Prefer Bikinis To Wedding Dresses

U.S. Men Prefer Bikinis To Wedding Dresses

In a recent poll of 100,000 U.S. males a surprising number of men revealed that they found women wearing bikinis more sexually attractive than women wearing wedding gowns.

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Funny story: Late Night Adventures, Kimberly Stewart

Late Night Adventures, Kimberly Stewart

"Hey guys, so this weekend I jetted off to beautiful Portofino, Italy for My Dad's Big Fat Rocker Wedding. (Rod, you Dog, YOU.) We've been going there for years, so the place is filled with great memories.

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Funny story: Bollywood astrologers give verdicts for Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan wedding

Bollywood astrologers give verdicts for Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan wedding

Mumbai - (Reuterus): As the sun moves into the sign of Taurus the Bull and mighty Saturn ends its baleful retrograde transit of Leo Bollywood is preparing for the wedding of the century as its two greatest stars, Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan,...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Marry In Secret Wedding

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Marry In Secret Wedding

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie secretly married this weekend in a secret wedding somewhere in Africa. No details are known of the ceremony, except that the children that they have adopted from 167 different countries all served as bridesmaids, groomsm...

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Funny story: Wedding Planners Rejoice As Pamela Anderson Boosts Their Industry

Wedding Planners Rejoice As Pamela Anderson Boosts Their Industry

The relationship between Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock (real name: Bob Ritchie) is once again "on." Is it ever! They married in St. Tropez; but that's not the whole story. Pamela has announced that they will be having additional marri...

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Funny story: Zellweger says, "It was all a big joke!"

Zellweger says, "It was all a big joke!"

Celebrity marriages, they never last, do they? Apparently by now you all have heard about the Zellweger/Chesney annulment. Us here at The Spoof have just found out from Renee herself that the wedding was a scheme to get back at her exboyfrie...

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Funny story: Runaway Bride Kidnapped (again), Community Apathetic

Runaway Bride Kidnapped (again), Community Apathetic

Duluth, GA - Jennifer Wilbanks, the woman who faked her own kidnapping in April to avoid her wedding, has disappeared from her suburban Atlanta home just one day before she was scheduled to appear in court.

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Funny story: Wedding Gift causes Galactic Disturbance

Wedding Gift causes Galactic Disturbance

A stellar occurence first observed on December 27 may have been the result of an innocent gift, but with devastating ramifications. A magnetar, or supremely condensed star, exploded halfway across the galaxy, sending ripples of electromagnetic energy...

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Funny story: Trump Enraged After Viewing Results of Target Gift Registry

Trump Enraged After Viewing Results of Target Gift Registry

Is Donald ready to tell the guests at his wedding, "You're fired?"...

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Funny story: Muslim Terror Can This Go On?

Muslim Terror Can This Go On?

Ishmael and Alia Kahn celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary, purchased a weekend package at a top London Hotel. It was their way of reaffirming their vows, as well as getting away from the hustle and bustle of modern day Saudia Arabia. It was al...

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