In a recent poll of 100,000 U.S. males a surprising number of men revealed that they found women wearing bikinis more sexually attractive than women wearing wedding gowns.
In the poll, taken by the Horsh-It Foundation, over 95% of the men surveyed between the ages of 12 and 92 preferred bikinis over wedding dresses. The other 5% were gay. The survey included a statistical cross section of U.S. males in all age categories, income brackets, marital status, level of education and geographic areas.
A spokesperson for a prominent women's rights group, dating back to the 1960's, stated, "Dogs. Men are dogs."
In response, a spokesperson for the U.S. Testosterone Assn replied, "Woof."
copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence
