The UK Scrabble scene has been rocked by the news that three times winner Charles Drinkwater has been cheating. "We couldn't believe it," said contest organiser and Official Scrabble Wordlist compiler, Harry Wriggleworth. "Charles has been a consi...
Apple today announced a new application available for down load to their new iphones. The App, called tickle, is said to use blue tooth technology to stimulate the erogenous zones of anybody in the room. Christian groups have been outraged, say...
An 85year old Seattle area grandmother died of a heart attack Tuesday after receiving an anonymous email of an erect penis. Family members say they bought her the new phone after she accidentally flushed hers down the toilet during a family party.
Leading on from this morning's news over on Mashable that the next iPhone and iPad will have a Dual-Core Graphics Chip, we have had confirmation that the new iPad will incorporate a coffee dispenser for use with the iPad Starbucks app. Fanbois wil...
A San Jose man has found that using an iPhone app that creates various fart noises has come in handy when he finds himself in crowded bar during happy hour. John Flatulence downloaded the app a year ago when he came across it at the website TheBigSt...
Thanks to a technical glitch in their iPhone sleep alarms, many iPhone users have gotten up late the last few days. Although many of these folks are furious about the troubles this has caused THEM, most of the REST of the world is rejoicing. A...
In the cold weather, Apple have identified another problem with the iPhone4, they are unusable whilst wearing gloves. "It's the capacitance of the screen," said chief technical problem solver Ann Droide. "We have tuned it specifically for the huma...
Apple have today unveiled the new 'Girlfriend App." for the iPhone, claiming that it is "a huge leap forward in our bid to control the minds of every human being on Earth." In a conscious bid to move away from apps. that allow people to have fake lig...
It's official. Apple has announced that the new iPhone 5G, originally due out in June 2011, will make its way to store shelves in time for Christmas. And, the best news of all, you won't need a cellular phone contract to use it. Instead, Apple is...
The New York Stock Exchange expects a firm jump in trading and tech sector growth based on early indicators from overseas markets, and weekend news from one technology leader announcing a new cell phone and personal computing platform. Engineers...
The latest model of iphone 4 is suddenly falling in popularity among married couples. The reason is the new video call function, facetime, where people can see each other live when talking. Suddenly, long used lies as " I have to work overtime...
Apple released their latest applelet for the iPhone called iWeigh, and then recalled it within five hours after a barrage of complaints. Once the new applelet is downloaded onto the phone, the resistance of the screen can be used to weigh objects.
"For the last three years, girls would just slam their breasts in my face, and ask, 'Can you hear me now?' It was magical." Since 2002, Verizon's 'Can You Hear Me Now' Guy, whose name I am far too lazy to Google, has been the nerdy, puffy and slig...
Having had much success with the iPod, iPhone and more recently the iPad, the technology to money firm has introduced the latest gadget in its iWant range of otherwise live-without gadgets. The new iRon is a speciality domestic unit produced for w...
In the only growth seen in the American business landscape since President George W. Bush broke the world, software developers created nearly 300,000 pornographic iPhone apps in one hour, after The Library of Congress ruled that owners of Apple Inc.'...
Does your new phone have a sharper, more vibrant, higher-resolution screen than you dreamed possible, an impressive 5-megapixel camera you can use to edit and create your own movies and take beautiful, detailed photos - even in low light - but you ca...
A new iPhone App is to be offered starting this Sunday. For a mere $2,000 per month, worshippers of God can get a direct line to Him. One Christian, Irma B. Leaver, was interviewed regarding this new App. and if she would purchase it said, "Thi...
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